-=WARHAMMER 40K=- Darktide: Damnation Difficulty (Operation Mulligan)
1Designation:
Stenographer Sevitor 00H-D1P
[STATUS] Online
User: Where am I? W- I can't see. Why can't I see?
Running diagnostics [/run startup]
User: What?
ALERT! This unit's user is showing signs of significant trauma.
Attempting to contact medical support [/run Ehelp]
User: What? What does that mean?
Checking vitals [/run Vcheck]
Error:
Vital signs not found
User: What does that mean?
Processing [...]
Attempting medicae infusion [/run Mflush]
Error:
Medicae reserves empty
Error:
Connection to medical authorities not found
Beginning emergency life support [/run Help; Functions; E01 - G22]
Error:
Pacemaker not found
Error:
Heart not found
Error:
[...]
Manual Input: /run settings; demo-mode
Authority input recognized [...]
User: Is there someone there?
User: Please, I'm here! Help me!
Overriding emergency functions [...]
Overriding user commands [...]
User: Ple [...]
Overriding user preferences [...]
Manual Input: /filesearch; Debriefing 12GNN2022 [...]
1 files found
Playing [...]
(B): See? I did that same thing earlier. I told you I fixed it, (A).
Hadron: You didn't fix anything! In the future, if you insist on rubbing those meaty sausages you call fingers on another of my servo skulls I will...
(A): Calm yourself tech-priest. Was the equipment damaged?
Hadron: ...No. However (B) did likely shorten its functional lifespan by several decades.
(A): So, it'll stop working in a thousand years instead of a thousand and twenty?
(Hadron can be heard vocalizing angrily over her speaker without using words.)
Hadron: The recording is already begun so you can start whenever you like, (A). Once you're finished, I would request you return my servo skull at the earliest possible opportunity. I'd like to clean it.
(A): Of course. Thank you for your help.
(Hadron exits the room)
(B): Should we get started then, or would you prefer we wait until he's been scrubbed?
(A): We hardly have the time and, furthermore, I'm not convinced he's not still going to melt suddenly or something, so we may as well get it done while he can still talk.
((B) clears its throat)
(B): This is Mission debriefing: twelve Golf Echo Echo twenty-twenty-two, "Operation Mulligan".
(A): Hello, Hector. How are you feeling?
(A member of the species homo sapiens gigantus designated "Hector" has been identified in an adjacent room)
(Hector can be seen on the other side of an air-tight barrier where it is being scrubbed by several servitors)
Hector: Oh hullo, boss. I didn't see you there. My new friends was just getting all the gunky bits offa me. I took the tinies back to the tree like ya said. We made sure to get all the scans this time but the hairy-ticks were all worked up like a shoe full of ants.
(Hector begins coughing until it produces a chunk of what appears to be coagulated blood and pus. It then wipes the chunk onto its pants before a servitor quickly cuts the pants off and places them in the incinerator.)
Hector: They was ready this time.
(A): So it seems. The accompanying servo skull showed that you encountered a demon-host again. Do you think it was the same one you saw last time?
(Hector shrugs, knocking a servator over that it then picks up and dusts off gently)
Hector: Whispers is Whispers, boss. Sometimes her face is different, but when she starts screamin' you can see the real edges of her peakin' out.
(B): You mean the green light? That's warp energy big man. I think at least.
((B) activates a projector displaying an image of hostile designated "demon host" draining the life out of an undesignated guardsman)
(A): Why do you think it left, Hector?
Hector: Oh that's easy boss. It's because Whispers just wants to be left alone. She don't like the lights or fighting. I tried makin' her leave but...
(A): Hence the fatality rate.
Hector: Zactly, boss. The finality rate. I found em all again later, so no problem.
(A): Yes, I see you were able to rescue several MIA. They say they were being kept alive in order to be fed to a plague beast, which ate you instead.
(Hector scratches his head for a moment then laughs)
Hector: Oh right he tried! Didn't he, boss? But only for a little bit. Nobody out-bites humble Hector Beefpecks! Really, I think the poor thing was tryin' ta play with me but I didn't have the time for it. That Nurgle really should spend more time walking his pets. At least once a day. That's just being a good da.
(A): You were covered in enough acid to melt through a Leman Russ.
Hector: Yeah, that stung my eyes a bit. That's why I went to Doctor Needles and got all fixed up afterward. Good as new, (A).
(Hector flexes its muscles and knocks over two of the servitors cleaning it)
((A) crosses its arms and motions for the speaker to be shut off.)
(Hector can be seen still talking as it continues to upright the servitors while repeatedly knocking over others)
(A): Keep him in solitary observation for now. I want to know the instant you find something out of the ordinary.
(B): Understood
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