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Item #: SCP-V-xgHseo21s

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: A two-bedroom apartment of 965 square feet habitable space within Site-31 is to be prepared for SCP-V-xgHseo21s, along with all standard appliances of average human living. The apartment is also to be supplied with a working computer of recent build, and a broadband connection to the Internet. Subject is allowed to roam freely on the site as long as a facial mask is worn, and hands are disinfected when entering any public facility and upon returning to the apartment. However, Dr. Yane is to be notified immediately is subject purchases ████████████.

Description: Subject is a █████████ ██████ of approximately ██ years of age, standing ████ meters and weighing ██ Kgs. The subject prefers denim pants, and either a T-shirt or a long-sleeved shirt depending on the season.

In this video, subject displays an erratic speech cadence that seems marred by perpetual annoyance, and often segues into similes and metaphors of questionable taste. When questioned about this behavior, subject does not recall doing anything of the sort, and does not recognize their own shifts behavior even when directly presented with the video they have produced.

Roughly two dozen videos have been made by the subject so far, all of which are claimed to be average video game reviews done as a hobby to break away from the daily routine of work and gaming. One video, however, is unlisted, and is of █████████ in the act of ███████ █████████. This video was privately shown to Dr. Yane on request, who reportedly doubled over in laughter in reaction. Dr. Yane refused to explain the material in said video, and barred anyone else from viewing it.

Addendum: The O5 Council has viewed the unlisted video, and while admitting that it was very funny, reached the unanimous decision that it must remain unlisted, and kept away from all other SCP personnel. Dr. Yane is prohibited from viewing the video a second time.