What Even Is Warhammer 40K? (And Why Does It Hate You)
20Warhammer 40,000.
A game. A hobby. A spiritual trial by plastic.
You’ll paint for 100 hours.
Assemble for 40 more.
And then lose everything… to Chad’s T’au.
Set in a galaxy of war, rage, bureaucracy, and emotionally unstable demigods, 40K is the only place where:
You love your army
Your army hates you
And you come back for more
The rules change. The meta shifts. The glue scars never heal.
But somehow, you keep playing.
This was Nerd Brain — reminding you that in the grim darkness of the far future…
The real war is with your wallet.
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