Why Earthbound hasn't been released on the virtual console yet.
81Worked on this earlier but hadn't had time to upload it. Here is the script.
Iwata: So since we said we will be releasing Earthbound as one of the main games on the virtual console, when will it be released?
Reggie: Whenever this jar is filled to the top with 100 dollar bills.
Iwata: I think the fans will want it much sooner than that, that jar is kind of big.
Reggie: There are a lot of legal issues with this game. Don't worry, it will be filled up before you know it.
Iwata: Ok then.
Iwata: So it's been a couple years now, how is everything going on all that legal crap for Earthbound.
Reggie:Uhhhhhhh.
Iwata:Are you even trying? I mean seriously the jar has the same amount of money in it that it had 2 years ago!
Reggie: Well I don't see you working on releasing it on the virtual console in Japan.
Iwata: Maybe so but at least we have all 3 games on the gameboy advance so no one over here is complaining.
Reggie: Ah whatever.
Iwata: Please be working on it, I'm sure people don't want to spend 80 dollars on the cartridge alone.
Iwata:IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE LAST TIME REGGIE!!! WHERE IS EART(H)BOUND ON THE VIRTUAL CONSOLE?!?!?!
Reggie: It's um.
Iwata: Mother fans are lined up outside this building about to feast on your flesh!
Reggie: Ehhhhhhh I'M SCARED!!!
Iwata: YOU HAVEN'T PUT ANY MONEY IN THAT JAR SINCE 2006!!!
Reggie: I'm sorry it's not my fault!!! I keep putting money towards games that real nintendo fans don;t give a crap about and that'(s) why there's no money in it!!!
Iwata: I WILL DANGLE YOU FROM THE ROOF JUST LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON DID TO HIS SON!!!
Reggie: NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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