Why Mortarion Would Ruin Any Dinner Party

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Inviting Mortarion to dinner? Big mistake.
Instead of fine wine, he brings spore samples.
Instead of compliments, he critiques your immune system.
And the salad? CorpseVine with slime dressing — still moving.
Mortarion doesn’t ruin dinner parties. He redefines them.
Enjoy your meal... if you can still taste it.

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