Why the Bottomless Box Glitch Invaders are tools

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Akubarix

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Published on August 25, 2012 5:55:28 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPVvkVgCNw

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Dark Souls (2011)

Duration: 2:05

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invade (v); to intrude upon. (dictionary.com)

I'm sure you've been waiting for this. I haven't made any videos(until now) about this horrid piece of monkey shit and this isn't going to be a review. Instead, I'm going to discuss invaders. Or should I say the assholes of shit-land?


Here's what I don't understand. How do a group of faggots glitch to *start* with end-game weapons and armor at level 12, complain about getting jumped while they're invading new users? Seriously. I mean, I guess I *should* have expected some level of retardation from the average Dark Souls fan, but come on. This is beyond hypocritical.

What you're going to see here are two examples:

Example A is a box glitcher who made the mistake of invading a character I specifically made to *counter* these assholes if they invaded me. What he has is a Quelaag Firesword. You can't get that until about halfway into the game. And not with a fucking level 12 character.

Example B is an example of what both NOT to do as a helping phantom (the gold moron who stands there jerking it on the battlements) and what YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING DOING as a helping phantom (me, the white knight... Funny, right?) And this mother fucker marked me after I killed him.

I should also make note of that "white hand" move. It's a weapon you can only get by making it to the end of the game while meeting *extremely hard* conditions. Even for this game. Needless to say, both of the examples are glitching faggots who are out to troll new players. And while I'm waiting for a friend to get his copy, I'm going to use this character to wipe these man gravy chugging baby rapists from the game.

I have to note that the ever so bright dev team allows them to mark you for killing them. See, you can mark assholes for others to target them and invade their would and fuck them up. You know, "justice" and shit. Sounds fair, right? Well, invaders can do it to helpful phantoms who are protecting the LIFEBLOOD of the co-op session. Fucking Brilliant, From Software! I hope your dev team gets molested by a pack of horny pit vipers.

I got a lot of hate mail from the assholes whom I didn't record. Complaining about how I was "ganking" them or whatever. I replied with a simple "if you don't like it, don't invade asshole" to each and everyone of them. Then I got more retardation that made me want to go back in time and give their mothers abortions for the betterment of mankind. I quit replying to all of them after the first one.

Want smarts? One smuck KEPT invading and I repeatedly smashed his face in with that dagger every time. How's that for smart? Keep invading the same area and run the risk of getting your shit pushed in not once, but FIVE fucking times. Is it a jackal? A jackal? A jackal? IT'S A JACKAL!

So the moral of the story: I will use this glitch to protect myself from assholes who invade using it. I will also rape people who invade my friends' worlds with no questions asked. If that means I stand in a hallway while they blow magical loads into your eye sockets, I'm going to fucking do it. Deal with it, stop being pussies and take your own advice when you tell me to "quit being a bitch".

Fucking assholes.

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