Wizard Kid Does a Runner and Doesn't Buy Expensive Tat (Book 3, Ch 3-4)
After fleeing the scene of the Marge incident, Harry immediately accepts his future life as an outlaw. He avoids getting mauled by a dog by instead summoning the world's most absurd bus, where he has a chat with the numpty with the most Bri'ish accent in the series. Fudge decides that Harry won't be an outlaw because he's the target of a different outlaw, so he's exempt from the normal rules. So then Harry faffs about in Diagon Alley for about a month, eats a biblical amount of ice cream, and spends a lot of time staring at a broom. Ron and Hermione show up at the last possible moment, Hermione buys a cat that may or may not be voiced by Dom DeLuise, Percy is the butt of many jokes, and pudding-snorting happens. We end with Harry once again overhearing important information, but in this case he was going to be told the info anyway so it was kind of pointless.
One off- characters:
- Cassandra Vablatsky (Ch 4)
Whimsy:
- The Knight Bus. OH GOD, the Knight Bus (Ch 3)
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