Ye Olde Cheesy Power Metal

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Published on May 12, 2024 9:03:28 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kAy_wVk2mE

Duration: 5:26

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They said Power Metal is cheese metal, so I took them literally. 🙂 LOL. 🙂

Lyrics:
POWER METAL IS CHEESE METAL!!!
OH YEAH?!! WATCH THIS!!!

(Cheese of might)
We behold the dairy flight
(Cheese of might)
Cheddar sharp as blades in fight
(Cheese of might)
Gorgonzola, blue-veined sky
(Cheese of might)
Feta's crumble, echoes thundering on high
In the realm of milk and curds we reign

Swiss holes guard the fortress gates
Mozzarella strings our fateful tales

(Provolone's might)
Waxing moon, a bold companion's cast
(Cheese of might)
With Parmesan, the die is cast

Halloumi's squeak upon the battle plate
Ricotta's softness belies its weight
Camembert’s warmth in the brie’s embrace
Edam rolls in shielded grace
(Gouda’s throne)
Aged and strong, the kingdom’s base
(Cheese of might)
Pecorino tales by the fire's blaze

I'm up here singing about cheese and I'm still more metal than you!!!

Cheddar Gouda Colby Jack,
Cheese is totally where it's at.
I'm letting many cheeses have their turns,
There's even Casu Marzu if you're into worms.
(Monterey's fight)
Pepper jack burns with fiery might
(Cheese of power)
Monterey melts, a knight so bright

Roquefort's veins pulse with ancient lore
Raclette's cascade, a cheese divine
Fondue's cauldron, in it our swords align
(Cheese of Valor)
In Stilton's keep, our banners fly
(Cheese of might)
The curdled seas we sail 'neath dairy skies

Well five minutes in I hope you're truly eating your jeering words.
I've screeched my guitar and banged my head while singing about curds.
Our cheesy power metal odyssey is finally at an end.
Now don't you ever ever call Power Metal cheese metal ever ever ever again!!!