You build my team! Mutant Football League Live
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PARENTAL NOTE: This game is quite violent. In a cartoonish kind of way, but it is a bit grisly in places. If you've got youngfolk who enjoy my usual streams, this one might not be for them.
Embarking on a fresh Mutant Football League Dynasty to try and win it all in as short a time as possible. Normally I'd build up my team using training, but in this stream I'm going to let you fine people choose free agents to build out my brand new Tokyo franchise. I'm regretting this already.
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Behold! While some may describe this section of the video as the link graveyard, I offer you treasures, delights and mischief. This section of the description rarely changes, except when it does (*).
Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.
Why is any of this interesting? Because I try to make the nonsense that occurs behind each of these links worth your while. You can trust me. No reason is offered why you can trust me, just know that you can.
Let's do the commercial gubbins first. Anything you procure from the below will help out the channel, although I might spend some of the kickbacks I get on "projects". If any of these projects see the light of day, you'll be the first to know.
Would you like a personal video? Maybe you fancy sponsoring the outro, sending a birthday message, life tips or buying a video? Get yourself to the Wisio! https://www.wisio.com/Colonel_Failure
Perchance you would care for some merchandise? Only the very best will do for the Colonel's table! https://freshmerch.fm/collections/colonel-failure
If you'd like to support the channel and get some rather magical bonus videos, access to the lunacy of the Discord channel and more offers to play games than sticks should be shaken at. More importantly you'll be part of the last emergency service - The Fail Brigade. Zesty! Two ways to get with the program-
Option 1 (several different tiers available): Patreon - http://patreon.com/colonelfailure
Option 2 (one size-fits all): YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/colonelfailure/join
Last but not least, if you want to know my current "rig" (that's what we young people call it) consists of visit the ole Amazon storefront where I will tempt you with things, all of which I do not regret using my own personal pocket money on: https://www.amazon.co.uk/shop/colonelfailure
Let us move on from tales of commerce to things more fun-loving.
Do you want to follow a Twitter account that is actually cheerful? Not in the kind of way that offers life-affirming, inspirational text with a waterfall in the background, but in a jolly, acerbic kind of way? Follow me on Twitter. That's what I do. I almost never shill my latest video entertainment. http://twitter.com/cnlfailure
Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don't always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are. http://facebook.com/cnlfailure
Okay, you've made it. You clicked at least two links, now get your reward.
(*) - Today's secret: Today's stream was scheduled to be Void Train, a game I'd really like to go back and play more of. Void Train is developed by Nearga, headquartered in Moscow. As much as I have nothing against Russian developers please consider this a small amount of pressure placed to suggest they get a better leader. Ironic, I realise, given the UK's leader at present but we have yet to invade another country on his watch. Instead I will be playing one of my favourite games of the last 5 years, and while the studio is headquartered in Chicago the majority of the team are based in Kyiv, Ukraine.
Remember folks, people are by and large good and just want to get on with their lives. Leaders are the ones who tend to be assholes.