| 1. | If this isn’t your Waffle House experience, why are you even going to Waffle House? | 719 | |
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| 2. | So much easier… | 652 | |
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| 3. | Yes. Yes there is a person out there. Be afraid. | 684 | |
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| 4. | Cross contamination is bad, mmkay! | 473 | |
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| 5. | Cool motorcycle simulator for your home? | 467 | |
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| 6. | That is 666 kinds of messed up. | 428 | |
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| 7. | When you suddenly realize your brother is hot? | 387 | |
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| 8. | Nobody cares half pint. | 344 | |
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| 9. | Some people gotta unlearn some nonsense. | 333 | |
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| 10. | One song everyone has heard but nobody knows the name. | 335 | |
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| 11. | The A-10 wheels don’t retract all the way for exactly the reason you think. | 325 | |
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| 12. | You need a hobby. #avengersendgame #oldhumble #marveleastereggs #ironman #marvel #hiddendetails | 298 | |
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| 13. | Girls don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is a TRAP!! | 300 | |
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| 14. | Do not pour coke like this. | 264 | |
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| 15. | Don’t concern yourselves with the pooping habits of tiktokers. They’re full of crap anyway. | 294 | |
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| 16. | Bang bang choo choo train calm all the way down. I don’t need to be “pumped up”. | 269 | |
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| 17. | Work work work! | 256 | |
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| 18. | I like my cocktails the way I like my women…. #whiskey #oldhumble #comedy | 255 | |
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| 19. | How do you open a $50,000,000 car door? | 248 | |
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| 20. | NASA never stopped exploring the ocean. | 244 | |
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| 21. | Weird pens are weird. I’ve got a normal one, thanks. | 244 | |
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| 22. | This crispy pork skin is absolutely delicious. All you need is some good whiskey to go with it! | 236 | |
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| 23. | I don’t care about internet drama. #haircare #nodrama | 236 | |
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| 24. | And get off my lawn!! #cocktail #AMF #whiskey #genx #genxdad #genxgrownup #drinks | 233 | |
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| 25. | But I’m hungry NOW!!! | 221 | |
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| 26. | Why is this the most expensive coffee in the world? | 264 | |
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| 27. | We are ALL only here for likes and views. | 211 | |
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| 28. | Plungers are still a thing. #gross #dumbify #lifehack #dumbhack | 206 | |
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| 29. | Hi confused. I’m dad. | 205 | |
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| 30. | When you do what with the what? | 203 | |
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| 31. | Like a phone for your house… | 200 | |
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| 32. | Some claims are harder to verify than others… | 199 | |
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| 33. | Dinosaurs existed. Quit being dumb. | 197 | |
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| 34. | Yes, everclear plus water equals vodka. | 198 | |
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| 35. | We could just move along… | 211 | |
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| 36. | This punch belongs in a trash can. | 187 | |
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| 37. | Nothing to see here… just move along. | 187 | |
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| 38. | NOT FOOL PROOF! NOT FOOL PROOF!!! @cookingwithshereen doesn’t know anything about how fools cook! | 186 | |
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| 39. | Baby bees? More like lower case b’s. Amirite? Where’s my high 5s?? | 179 | |
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| 40. | Concentrated vodka and jolly ranchers is a bad idea. | 183 | |
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| 41. | FIFTEEN DAYS???!!!??? | 174 | |
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| 42. | Giants didn’t exist! Duh!! | 166 | |
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| 43. | We’re still talking about steak, right? | 162 | |
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| 44. | Crude oil definitely comes from fossils. | 154 | |
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| 45. | Literally all Mr. Beast does is spread joy over toxic social medias. | 154 | |
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| 46. | Stairs made second floors possible. | 154 | |
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| 47. | Nailed it. #nursing #doctor #medicalstudent #dudewatching | 153 | |
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| 48. | Sometimes you need to understand German to know what they’re saying in German. | 155 | |
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| 49. | Let that man eat! | 149 | |
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| 50. | I never wore my hair like that. | 148 | |
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| 51. | The official whiskey of campfires, cookouts, good stories and great friends! | 140 | |
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| 52. | That hot dog stand knows what it did. #pentagon #funfacts #oldhumble | 206 | |
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| 53. | Rotate periodically? Ok. | 141 | |
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| 54. | Fools and their money… | 138 | |
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| 55. | 1800s pencil sharpener?? I thought they just used a knife! | 140 | |
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| 56. | Compliment your distillers. Drink their whiskey. #whiskeytube #oldhumble #ryewhiskey | 136 | |
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| 57. | I want steak today! | 134 | |
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| 58. | No, that’s not the best way. | 131 | |
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| 59. | Gas powered chain saws are superior equipment for chasing people down the street. | 128 | |
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| 60. | Really cool edit. Footprints are NOT that big. | 127 | |
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| 61. | What kind of life y’all livin?? | 127 | |
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| 62. | Just enough… | 127 | |
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| 63. | Your late in life revelations are not always revelations. | 133 | |
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| 64. | The most useless tool? | 124 | |
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| 65. | John DeLorean secret compartment. #oldhumble #whiskey #deloreandmc12 #dmc #deloreanworld #delorean | 123 | |
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| 66. | You’re not the boss of me. | 121 | |
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| 67. | We’re making that tonight. | 118 | |
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| 68. | Pyramids were just tombs. | 117 | |
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| 69. | Let’s chill on the morning wood talk | 117 | |
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| 70. | This dude is a BOSS!!! | 115 | |
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| 71. | Save some of that steak for me!! | 114 | |
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| 72. | Cat-o-lantern | 112 | |
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| 73. | You’re doing it wrong. | 111 | |
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| 74. | Not a doctor… | 111 | |
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| 75. | Interstellar is the best Sci-Fi movie of ALL TIME? Really? REALLY??? No way. | 110 | |
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| 76. | Russian and Soviet are not the same thing. | 106 | |
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| 77. | I know what that means!! I know this one!! | 106 | |
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| 78. | It’s a TRAP!! Girls DO want flowers. | 275 | |
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| 79. | Any way you cut it, that chicken looks delicious. | 101 | |
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| 80. | Crown Royal tips and tricks. #crownroyal #hack | 98 | |
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| 81. | Not all DIY jobs are practical. | 95 | |
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| 82. | Careful who you take advice from. | 95 | |
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| 83. | Talking on the phone was hard, but back then at least the phones never broke. | 95 | |
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| 84. | I got a cool new mug! | 157 | |
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| 85. | And I thought it was just naturally cold in Alaska. | 92 | |
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| 86. | This is not a mystery. Not a mystery at all. | 91 | |
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| 87. | Apple Crown hack. #crownroyal #apple #hack #lifehack | 90 | |
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| 88. | What did ancient Egyptians talk like? | 229 | |
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| 89. | Stick with it. | 90 | |
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| 90. | They were BOTH evil mustache men. | 88 | |
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| 91. | That’s what she said. | 88 | |
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| 92. | How the how the Barbie vinyl record is made is made. #oldhumble #stitch #whiskey #satire #barbie | 134 | |
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| 93. | You bring the steaks, I’ll bring the whiskey. Let’s go! | 86 | |
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| 94. | Hey listen!! #crown #crownroyal #lifehack | 83 | |
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| 95. | Don’t do this. This is disgusting. Shame on you. | 84 | |
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| 96. | Women always say we don’t listen. I think. | 81 | |
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| 97. | Fireball is garbage. | 81 | |
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| 98. | Don’t just sit there, FIX IT! | 80 | |
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| 99. | The perfect eggnog for Christmas. | 79 | |
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| 100. | Infinite food? You mean gardening? | 79 | |
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