| 1. | So much easier… | 31,569 | |
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| 2. | Add something Extraordinary! | 17,213 | |
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| 3. | Yes. Yes there is a person out there. Be afraid. | 17,184 | |
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| 4. | Why is this the most expensive coffee in the world? | 15,503 | |
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| 5. | When you suddenly realize your brother is hot? | 15,304 | |
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| 6. | This crispy pork skin is absolutely delicious. All you need is some good whiskey to go with it! | 14,851 | |
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| 7. | Some people gotta unlearn some nonsense. | 14,473 | |
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| 8. | Do not pour coke like this. | 13,556 | |
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| 9. | Cool motorcycle simulator for your home? | 12,903 | |
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| 10. | If this isn’t your Waffle House experience, why are you even going to Waffle House? | 12,450 | |
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| 11. | Work work work! | 12,447 | |
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| 12. | They really needed a machine for that? | 12,245 | |
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| 13. | That is 666 kinds of messed up. | 12,228 | |
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| 14. | You need a hobby. #avengersendgame #oldhumble #marveleastereggs #ironman #marvel #hiddendetails | 11,584 | |
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| 15. | One song everyone has heard but nobody knows the name. | 11,571 | |
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| 16. | Bang bang choo choo train calm all the way down. I don’t need to be “pumped up”. | 11,518 | |
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| 17. | Useless and inefficient pencils are useless and inefficient. Check out my new mug! | 11,118 | |
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| 18. | Literally all Mr. Beast does is spread joy over toxic social medias. | 10,785 | |
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| 19. | Cross contamination is bad, mmkay! | 10,699 | |
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| 20. | Some claims are harder to verify than others… | 10,523 | |
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| 21. | Girls don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is a TRAP!! | 10,477 | |
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| 22. | NASA never stopped exploring the ocean. | 10,408 | |
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| 23. | It’s a TRAP!! Girls DO want flowers. | 10,386 | |
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| 24. | Casino game are NEVER 50/50. The house ALWAYS wins. | 10,319 | |
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| 25. | Concentrated vodka and jolly ranchers is a bad idea. | 10,270 | |
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| 26. | I like my cocktails the way I like my women…. #whiskey #oldhumble #comedy | 10,267 | |
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| 27. | Giants didn’t exist! Duh!! | 10,136 | |
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| 28. | What did ancient Egyptians talk like? | 10,062 | |
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| 29. | It’s a pipe liner, but not THAT kind of pipe liner. | 9,913 | |
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| 30. | The A-10 wheels don’t retract all the way for exactly the reason you think. | 9,872 | |
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| 31. | Plungers are still a thing. #gross #dumbify #lifehack #dumbhack | 9,802 | |
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| 32. | This is dumb and I’m embarrassed that I even did it. (Not really) | 9,757 | |
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| 33. | I think it’s pretty obvious. The accent kind of gives it away. | 9,754 | |
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| 34. | Crude oil definitely comes from fossils. | 9,268 | |
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| 35. | When you do what with the what? | 9,061 | |
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| 36. | Nothing to see here… just move along. | 8,878 | |
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| 37. | Compliment your distillers. Drink their whiskey. #whiskeytube #oldhumble #ryewhiskey | 8,863 | |
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| 38. | This punch belongs in a trash can. | 8,608 | |
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| 39. | That’s a bad break. Not good pool playing there. | 8,573 | |
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| 40. | Weird pens are weird. I’ve got a normal one, thanks. | 8,458 | |
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| 41. | But I’m hungry NOW!!! | 8,410 | |
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| 42. | 1800s pencil sharpener?? I thought they just used a knife! | 8,389 | |
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| 43. | Not a doctor… | 8,334 | |
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| 44. | We are ALL only here for likes and views. | 8,182 | |
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| 45. | How do you open a $50,000,000 car door? | 8,126 | |
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| 46. | Hi Rich. I need more coffee now. | 7,950 | |
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| 47. | Gas powered chain saws are superior equipment for chasing people down the street. | 7,937 | |
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| 48. | Nobody cares half pint. | 7,921 | |
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| 49. | Don’t concern yourselves with the pooping habits of tiktokers. They’re full of crap anyway. | 7,630 | |
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| 50. | We could just move along… | 7,481 | |
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| 51. | Rotate periodically? Ok. | 7,407 | |
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| 52. | You do you boo… but I’m so glad I’m not dating. | 7,321 | |
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| 53. | The official whiskey of campfires, cookouts, good stories and great friends! | 7,171 | |
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| 54. | I never wore my hair like that. | 7,084 | |
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| 55. | Say lake city is the largest city block in the country. And I got this cool mug as a gift! | 6,962 | |
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| 56. | Yes, everclear plus water equals vodka. | 6,886 | |
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| 57. | Your late in life revelations are not always revelations. | 6,825 | |
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| 58. | Baby bees? More like lower case b’s. Amirite? Where’s my high 5s?? | 6,735 | |
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| 59. | Like a phone for your house… | 6,715 | |
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| 60. | The most useless tool? | 6,704 | |
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| 61. | I don’t care about internet drama. #haircare #nodrama | 6,681 | |
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| 62. | Of COURSE it’s not real. Duh. | 6,607 | |
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| 63. | That’s what she said. | 6,594 | |
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| 64. | Lesson 1 is that you don’t mess with a WaffleHouse waitress. | 6,438 | |
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| 65. | Let that man eat! | 6,435 | |
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| 66. | In a battle between cats and snakes, why do snakes always lose? | 6,424 | |
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| 67. | Apple Crown hack. #crownroyal #apple #hack #lifehack | 6,416 | |
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| 68. | I don’t buy this for a SECOND. | 6,375 | |
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| 69. | Nailed it. #nursing #doctor #medicalstudent #dudewatching | 6,349 | |
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| 70. | We’re still talking about steak, right? | 6,296 | |
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| 71. | Really cool edit. Footprints are NOT that big. | 6,293 | |
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| 72. | Dinosaurs existed. Quit being dumb. | 6,258 | |
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| 73. | I got a cool new mug! | 6,256 | |
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| 74. | FIFTEEN DAYS???!!!??? | 6,228 | |
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| 75. | And I thought it was just naturally cold in Alaska. | 6,167 | |
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| 76. | Put this song in reverse? YOU put this song in reverse! | 5,983 | |
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| 77. | Fools and their money… | 5,741 | |
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| 78. | We’re making that tonight. | 5,660 | |
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| 79. | No, that’s not the best way. | 5,645 | |
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| 80. | Hi confused. I’m dad. | 5,597 | |
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| 81. | Just enough… | 5,497 | |
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| 82. | Save some of that steak for me!! | 5,446 | |
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| 83. | You’re doing it wrong. | 5,370 | |
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| 84. | Interstellar is the best Sci-Fi movie of ALL TIME? Really? REALLY??? No way. | 5,344 | |
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| 85. | NOT FOOL PROOF! NOT FOOL PROOF!!! @cookingwithshereen doesn’t know anything about how fools cook! | 5,339 | |
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| 86. | “Alpha male” is a dumb social construct that doesn’t exist in real life. | 5,329 | |
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| 87. | What kind of life y’all livin?? | 5,302 | |
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| 88. | And get off my lawn!! #cocktail #AMF #whiskey #genx #genxdad #genxgrownup #drinks | 5,271 | |
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| 89. | That is not how any tow ropes are tied. Ever. | 5,267 | |
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| 90. | This dude is a BOSS!!! | 5,229 | |
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| 91. | Not all DIY jobs are practical. | 5,214 | |
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| 92. | What the ever lovin crap?!?! | 5,188 | |
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| 93. | None of my business. Anyway I got this mug at Ink’s Lake where we saw a Moon Witch (true story). | 5,171 | |
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| 94. | Turkey fryer disaster | 5,162 | |
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| 95. | Careful who you take advice from. | 5,156 | |
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| 96. | Fireball is garbage. | 5,053 | |
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| 97. | Crown Royal tips and tricks. #crownroyal #hack | 5,045 | |
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| 98. | Like, regular glass glasses are pretty impressive by themselves. | 5,027 | |
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| 99. | Hey listen!! #crown #crownroyal #lifehack | 5,025 | |
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| 100. | This is not a mystery. Not a mystery at all. | 5,012 | |
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