About Sensei Pong
"Half the time; the Sensei has something to say that either entertains, educates, or enlightens. The other half of the time; he's just being a jack***." - MC Hammer
"Sensei Pong was once forced to slaughter a chocobo and feed it to a gang of Somali Pirates... After that incident, his content changed." - Bill Nye
"I'm craving flan pudding, and the Sensei provides that." - Former President, Barrack Obama
"I miss 1962 Sensei Pong... and always... peanut butter... in my... and how can he really just be okay with... pudding in a TV dinner." - Esteemed Author Award Winning Author of Beloved Novels, R. L. Stein
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