| 1. | Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot is a Liquid Abomination | 8,400 | |
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| 2. | Oliver Gerald Debases Himself with Nitro Pepsi | 541 | |
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| 3. | Is Atomic Heart Russian Propaganda? | 131 | | Atomic Heart
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| 4. | A Pasty White Boy Tries Takis (Waves Fuego) for the First Time | 95 | |
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| 5. | A Brief History of Food in the U.S. Military (Hardtack, C-Rations, K-Rations, MCIs, MREs, and more) | 84 | |
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| 6. | KFC's Plant-Based "Beyond" Chicken Nuggets Aren’t Fooling Anyone (and They’re Deceptively Unhealthy) | 76 | |
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| 7. | A Short History of Pretzels (from the 7th Century Through Present Day) | 76 | |
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| 8. | Fast Food Friday – Does McDonald's Shamrock Shake Live up to the Hype? | 54 | |
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| 9. | My Date with a Sour Patch Kid (A Review of Sour Patch Kids Hearts) | 53 | |
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| 10. | Oliver Gerald Explores his Feminine Side w/ Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls | 47 | |
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| 11. | Nerds Candy Corn is Surprisingly Tasty (Especially for Something with "Candy Corn" in the Title) | 47 | |
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| 12. | Sour Patch Kids and Cola is a Bizarre Combo | 45 | |
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| 13. | The Truth Behind Atomic Heart's Ballerina Twins | 35 | | Atomic Heart
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| 14. | Why Does Hershey's Chocolate Taste Like Vomit? | 34 | |
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| 15. | Fast Food Friday – Arby's "Hottest Sandwich on the Market" (Diablo Brisket) | 33 | |
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| 16. | An Ode to Sour Patch Kids | 33 | |
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| 17. | Candy Corn is the Spawn of Satan | 31 | |
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| 18. | The Resident Evil 4 Remake is a Major Letdown | 31 | | Resident Evil 4
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| 19. | Fast Food Friday – Chick-Fil-A's Take on the Breakfast Burrito | 31 | |
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| 20. | Super Mario Run Offers Free Levels in Honor of SMB Movie | 30 | | Super Mario Bros.
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| 21. | Tucker Carlson Wants to F*** M&Ms, Spokescandies Dropped | 29 | |
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| 22. | Do Pop Tarts Make You Fat? (A Review of Pop Tarts Lemon Crème Pie) | 29 | |
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| 23. | Candy Bacon is a Close 2nd to the Real Thing | 29 | |
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| 24. | Oliver Gerald Murders his Thirst with Liquid Death | 29 | |
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| 25. | Making Latkes (Potato Pancakes) for Hannukah -- An Oil-Based Extravaganza | 27 | |
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| 26. | Fast Food Friday – How Philly is Jersey Mike's Portabella Cheesesteak? | 27 | |
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| 27. | Coming soon…Oliver Gerald, sour candy, and something new! | 27 | |
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| 28. | A Pretentious Nobleman Tries Takis Kettlez Jalapeño Typhoon | 27 | |
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| 29. | Sour Patch Kids: The Best Candy Canes of all Time? | 27 | |
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| 30. | Fast Food Friday – The McRib is Overrated | 26 | |
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| 31. | Lucky Charms Adds Limited-Edition Marshmallow…and the Silence is Deafening | 25 | |
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| 32. | The Super Mario Bros Movie is a VIP Fan Experience | 25 | |
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| 33. | Murdering your Thirst with Liquid Death Severed Lime and Mango Chainsaw | 24 | |
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| 34. | Cinnamon is MIA from Snickers Cinnamon Bun | 24 | |
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| 35. | What the Devil is a "Moon Pie"? | 24 | |
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| 36. | Frosted Flakes Strawberry Milkshake is Grrrrrrr…oss | 24 | |
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| 37. | Fast Food Friday – The Return of Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza | 24 | |
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| 38. | What in God's Name does Coke Dreamworld Taste Like? | 24 | |
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| 39. | Why is Bioshock so Obsessed with Art Deco? | 24 | | BioShock
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| 40. | Lucky Charms Pancakes are a Tasty Stop on the Road to Diabetes | 24 | |
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| 41. | A Very British Version of Frito Lays Flamin' Hot Everything | 23 | |
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| 42. | Haribo's Gummy Candy Canes are Harder than Calculus | 23 | |
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| 43. | It's Sugar's Gummy Pizza is Just as Absurd (and Delicious) as it Sounds | 23 | |
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| 44. | Yorkie Drops the Pro-Male Marketing, Keeps the Taste | 22 | |
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| 45. | The Swedish Fish Meet Some Tasty, Endangered Friends | 22 | |
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| 46. | Sour Patch Kids Ice Pops are a Cheap Cash Grab (and they’re missing the sour) | 22 | |
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| 47. | Popeye's Cajun Flounder Sandwich is Seriously Underrated | 22 | |
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| 48. | Coming soon… | 22 | |
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| 49. | A Swell History of Twinkies (Do they Really Last Forever?) | 22 | |
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| 50. | Happy Treason Day! (A Look at Some Quality July 4th Grub) | 22 | |
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| 51. | Do Starburst Gummies Faithfully Recreate the Original? | 22 | |
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| 52. | The Arby's Brisket Bacon ‘n Beef Dip Sandwich Tastes 10x Better than it Looks | 22 | |
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| 53. | Fast Food Friday – Boston Market's Bland Chicken Sandwich | 21 | |
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| 54. | A Sexist FOP Celebrates Women's History Month with Hershey's "She" Bars | 21 | |
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| 55. | A FOP Reviews Takis Blue Heat | 21 | |
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| 56. | Lindt Oat Milk is Chocolate for Wimps | 21 | |
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| 57. | Oreos Birthday Cake Confetti Cookies are, GASP, Better than the Original! | 21 | |
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| 58. | Why'd They Have to Muck with Cinnamon Toast Crunch?? | 21 | |
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| 59. | This Nintendo Switch Game uses a Roll of Toilet Paper | 21 | |
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| 60. | Fast Food Friday – McDonald's Hash Brown McMuffin Menu Hack is a *Slight* Upgrade over the Original | 20 | |
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| 61. | Atomic Heart is Soviet Propaganda…kinda | 20 | | Atomic Heart
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| 62. | Pop Tarts Snickerdoodle is Drier than my Wit | 20 | |
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| 63. | When Hitler Memes and Horny Grannies Took Over "Dub the Dew" | 20 | |
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| 64. | Are Eggoji Waffles a Sign of the Apocalypse? (Oliver Gerald says yes!) | 20 | |
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| 65. | A Pretentious Nobleman Tries Grits | 19 | |
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| 66. | Nintendo Announces Super Mario – Legend of Zelda Crossover | 19 | | The Legend of Zelda
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| 67. | How Bonkers is Python Jerky? | 19 | |
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| 68. | Top 5 Snacks for Super Bowl Sunday | 19 | |
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| 69. | Oreo Joy is Tasty but Unoriginal | 19 | |
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| 70. | Those Wacky Brits and their Homegrown Soft Drinks | 19 | |
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| 71. | Papa John's Pizza Bowls are Gross | 18 | |
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| 72. | Kraft Mac and Cheese Gummies Don't Taste Like Actual Cheese (Thank God) | 18 | |
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| 73. | Oliver Gerald: "Trix Firecracker is for Those with Fragile Patriotism" | 18 | |
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| 74. | A Kit Kat-Flavored Halloween (Kit Kat Witch's Brew and Kit Kat Pumpkin Pie) | 18 | |
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| 75. | Walmart "Premium European" Chocolate is a Contradiction | 18 | |
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| 76. | Coconut Should be 1,000 Meters Away from Chocolate (A Review of the Bounty Bar) | 18 | |
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| 77. | British Alert! Romney's Kendal Mint Cake is Obnoxiously Sweet | 17 | |
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| 78. | Wendy's Brings Back its Fan-Favorite Pretzel Pub Cheeseburger | 17 | |
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| 79. | New Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Bug is Deleting Save Files | 17 | | Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
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| 80. | Tasty "Performance Cookies" Won’t Get You Ripped (but they won’t make you tubby, either) | 17 | |
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| 81. | Pickles and Gummies Don't Make for the Best Combo | 17 | |
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| 82. | Sour Candy that Promises not to be Sour | 17 | |
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| 83. | "Starry" is Pepsi's Latest Attempt to Dethrone Sprite | 16 | |
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| 84. | Oliver Gerald Parties like a Virgin with G-Fuel Energy Drinks | 16 | |
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| 85. | Coca-Cola Starlight is like Going to Space without a Spacesuit | 16 | |
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| 86. | Is it the Inside that Counts? (A Review of Pop Tarts Eggo Frosted Maple) | 16 | |
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| 87. | Sour Punch Candy Straws are the Best Kinda Kick in the Teeth | 16 | |
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| 88. | A Real Swell Look at Neapolitan Oreo's | 16 | |
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| 89. | Trying the British Precursor to M&M's, Smarties | 16 | |
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| 90. | The Harry Potter: Hogwarts Legacy Transgender Controversy | 16 | | Hogwarts Legacy
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| 91. | These Candy Canes will Hook Ya (Skittles, Airheads, and Hawaiian Punch) | 16 | |
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| 92. | Peeps Cereal has Too Much Sugar and not Enough Marshmallows | 16 | |
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| 93. | A Grand Tour of 2022's Halloween Candy (Reese's, Sour Patch Kids, Haribo, and Gummy Brains) | 16 | |
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| 94. | Top 5 Reasons You Should (Still) Bow to the British Monarchy | 16 | |
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| 95. | Dippin' Dots Birthday Cake Cereal Has No Good Reason to Exist – Stick with the Frozen Version | 16 | |
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| 96. | Popeye's Cajun Rice Should've Stayed Discontinued | 15 | |
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| 97. | The Mint Chocolate Twinkies are a Christmas Miracle | 15 | |
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| 98. | Having a very Nerdy Christmas | 15 | |
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| 99. | Getting a Sugar High from Halloween Cereals (Cap 'n Crunch, Hocus Pocus 2, Frosted Flakes...) | 15 | |
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| 100. | Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is a Swell Addition to CTC Lore | 15 | |
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