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| 9. | Sakuraba1982 Gaming | How To Be A Complete Bastard - ZX Spectrum | 440 | Guide |
| 10. | Mr Tom FTW | Let's Talk About: HOW TO BE A COMPLETE B*ST*RD | The book and the game from the 1980s | 266 | Discussion |
| 11. | John Gage | How To Be A Complete Bastard Review for the Sinclair ZX Spectrum by John Gage | 198 | Guide |
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