APB Reloaded - Siflige Squad Full Mission Vs Reapers - Take And Hold
6Siflige Squad squares off against Reapers in this intense delivery/take and hold mission. Using my incredible sniping skills, I singlehandedly turn the tide of battle as my teammates look on in awe and become totally moist because they're 100% jealous of my awesome APB ability I mean seriously after the fight was over Mother Teresa herself descended from the heavens and was like "Oh man Ash your leet proskills made me so randy I totally want you right now" and I'm like "Hell naw M.T I don't want your scuzzy grandma naaaaaasss how about you roll me some ducats instead" but Teresa comes from a more primitive time where fools do not get mad crunk so she didn't really know what I was on about
Incidentally Reapers went on to get third player who's actually in their clan and anhiliated us the next mission, but we don't talk about that. I still can't walk straight.