Awesome Possum: Terrorists Win! (Pt. Final)
Eco-warriors David and Austin take young nature cadets Lincoln and Jake on a whimsical adventure through a dystopian landfill, in order to meet a dangerous industrialist and sodomize him with their feet. But to get to him, they have to get past the Not-So-Jolly Green Robot, and other bosses, all of whom took part in the Holocaust. Austin gives us excellent possum facts. Whether they're wrong or not is irrelevant.
EPA Fun Fact: Awesome Possum is based on the creature known as the Pikachu. What, that's not an EPA fact? Did you really want another one of those? You really care about the environment, huh? I bet you separate your recycling before you totally, legitimately recycle your trash, right? Vegan too, huh? Oh wait, no, you're just letting the world die around you and doing nothing about it, aren't you? You make me sick. Way to let Dr. Machino win, you fucking monster.
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