Be Kind To Your Compliance People (Song A Day #1253)
30Here come the No Police
They're gonna come shut us down
We've worked so hard on these great ideas
Now we're gonna lose all this ground
Yep here comes Darth Vader
She's gonna crush all of our dreams
Wielding her light saber hammer
She's a heartless no machine
So shut the door! Bar the entrance!
Don't let that compliance person in
If you see him coming run the other direction
Because you know that you just can't win
Go away, go far away
Compliance people just go
Stay up there with your meddling lawyers
We don't want you here, no no
Go away, go far away
I know we're on the same side
So we'll check the boxes you need us to check
But don't expect us to enjoy the ride
Hey trainers, your pal Jonathan here
I'd like to make a plea on behalf of compliance
I asked a bunch of you to tell me what came to your mind
When this subject comes up
And here's a big list in no particular order straight out of your mouths
Yuck Paperwork handcuffs jail
Barriers trouble pain boring
Lawyers rules not fun tied
not exciting costly big sad sigh
Shit! necessary rolling eyes
reprimanded don't look good in orange
cover your ass protect us from ourselves
losing my house and boat
But it doesn't have to be this way
This adversarial spirit
Repeat after me i have some simple ways
to improve this relationship
Be kind to your compliance people
They're jobs are really hard
Just hug your compliance people
Catch them of their guard
Ask them why a rule
Is made the way it is
You may not like it better
But then maybe you won't be pissed
Yes be kind to your compliance people
They're your partners not police
Bring flowers for your compliance people
And the tension between you will decrease
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