Bugsy and Rance get this DISS fools: “Shellshocked & Soft Boiled@DoubleZetaBreaker
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🎤 *Bugsy’s Diss Track: “Shellshocked & Soft-Boiled”*
(Intro - talking over beat)
**Bugsy**:
Yo, Koopa Bros, y’all stepped in the wrong warp pipe.
Welcome to the *Triple B**, where **we break bones and bars.*
Let’s go!
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(Verse 1)
You flex like Turtles but you ain’t got no ooze,
Bootleg reptiles — get ready to lose.
I’m the battle-born, heart-scarred, chaos-fed king,
Harem at my back, and I do my own thing.
Got Maru, Harima, the crew’s top-flight,
Your ninja moves? Man, they **ain’t even tight**.
Red shell? Green shell? Black and yellow too?
I flush all four — that’s a Koopa fondue.
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(Hook - all of Sector Triple B joins in)
🎶 *Shellshocked!*
You turtles gettin’ rocked!
🎶 *Soft-boiled!*
You steppin’ to the top!
🎶 *Triple B’s the squad that don’t flop!*
🎶 *We break the beat while y’all get dropped!*
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(Verse 2 - Bugsy solo)
Bowsette’s with me, you salty? That’s cute.
You beefin’ ‘cause you know you can’t recruit.
Y’all got moves? I got legacy, son,
I was takin’ names while y’all were playin’ in the sun.
Heinrich’s tech, Overlord’s mind,
Maru and Harima, strike and grind.
This ain’t a shell game — this is war art,
You’re in the fire now, and I’m the spark.
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(Final Hook - with Rachel & Lizzie backup vocals)
🎶 *Shellshocked!*
It’s over, time to bail!
🎶 *Soft-boiled!*
You turtles gonna fail!
🎶 *Triple B’s the crew you hail!*
🎶 *We drop bars and bombs — all hail!*
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(Outro - Bugsy flips his mic, slams it into the ground)
**Bugsy**:
So next time y’all think to flex with legends?
Remember — you ain't even *Stage 1 bosses* in my playbook.
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Want to follow up with the **fan factions melting down over this**, or maybe how the Koopa Bros respond with their own sad attempt at a comeback rap? 😎