Burnout Paradise Is Way Too Freaking Easy
3A combination of cruddy AI and game rules is turning this into a painfully easy game, methinks. Let's go over everything shall we?
-Allowed to take 3 crashes before failing the event on the fourth. You shouldn't be able to take ONE as far as I'm concerned. When I first played my first road rage event I was confused as all hell when I crashed and the mode didn't end.
-It honestly feels too easy to take down other cars a lot of the time. And it feels as if they barely try to take you down, out of the three crashes I took in this video I think all of them were pretty much self-inflicted.
-The target score that determines if I win or lose this time was 12. I managed to get twice that and I really am not the best player.
All of the events are like this, all of them feel way too easy. Don't even get me started on Stunt Run.
Paradise City is a boring, misshapen mess of a game. Having the entire game take place in the city is a stupid gimmick if I ever saw one. How about those tedious collectibles spread out all over the place, am I right? You have to run through hundreds of these damn things to win whatever freaking prize they have dangling at the end. Oh hey and one of those collectibles are the billboards, which are so badly placed that more often than not after getting one you will plow straight into a wall.
The races are dumb, because the entire city is open during a race you have no idea where to go unless you look at the minimap. So your eyes are constantly darting from the minimap to the road to see which turns you should take. Which is a fantastic idea, taking your eyes off the road I mean.
Location can really set the mood for a game, lots of memorable locales and settings to take advantage of that can spring to one's imagination. This is a boring city. We hope you like it because you're staying here the whoooole game. Instead of going with a level by level model they chose just this city to place everything in, eliminating the opportunity of making a lot of unique tracks.
If you guys didn't have any more ideas why didn't you end it?
HA HA, oh right, money, slipped my mind for a millisecond.
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