Caitlin Clark's "Enforcer", Trump's Rogue States & A Password Apocalypse
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This week, the system is breaking down. Donald Trump's Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, gets banned from Iran war talks for... telling the truth? Meanwhile, a 16 BILLION password leak creates a blueprint for mass exploitation, and the only advice is to try a password with a "!" in it. Plus, a federal judge stops Trump's plan to defund sanctuary states, and the WNBA's Caitlin Clark finds herself in a civil war where her own teammates are the only bodyguards she has.
This is the state of the union: a parody news roundup where the punchlines write themselves. From the White House to the WNBA, common sense has left the building.
Welcome to ENN, where we cover the week's most absurd headlines. This week's news shows critical systems under pressure. The White House is in a public feud with its own intelligence chief, Tulsi Gabbard, over Iran's nuclear program, with reports of misleading videos and exclusion from key meetings. In the tech world, a historic data breach has exposed 16 billion passwords, yet the response feels eerily calm. In the courts, a federal judge essentially told the Trump administration it can't run the same unconstitutional play against sanctuary cities twice. And in sports, the "Caitlin Clark effect" has turned the WNBA into a battleground, with Sophie Cunningham stepping up as an enforcer while the refs watch.
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