Callisto Protocol: Your storytelling is repeatedly stupid

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Cutscene incompetence leading to cliched capture script, *again*. The forced walking was really the shit cherry on top of the shit cake. This game, along with Metro Exodus, serve as potent examples of how to not tell a video game story.



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