Crystalis D&Dcast - Part 9: Smote on the Water

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Crystalis (1990)
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A Dungeons & Dragons podcast inspired by the NES cult classic Crystalis. Part 9 of 10.

With a quartet of friendly dolphins awaiting their return to the sea, Nathaniel "the DM" Hoover allows Alex "Zebu" Jedraszczak, Christian "Tornel" Porter, Vangie "Asina" Ridgaway, and Mike "Kensu" Ridgaway to prepare for one last shopping trip before the endgame begins, because it wouldn't be a true RPG if we didn't put the fate of the world on hold to go shopping.

In this seasickness-inducing installment, you'll hear...

- A bunny-wielding spastic shopkeeper.

- Distance complications and a Paralysis spell that take the "fast-paced" out of my fast-paced sea battle.

- Dolphin-mounted wrestling.

- The heroes throwing their swords at each other.

- The worst pun I have ever made. The worst. Oh, it's awful. It might even be worse than the last one.

- Me threatening to kill off the players if they don't finish the quest in time. And also their characters.

...and much, much more! Enjoy it while you can, because everybody dies next time.

Contains some language and situations that may not be appropriate for all audiences.

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