| 2025-03-11 | 🥰MORE smah🥰MORE viewer battles🥰tell me to hydrate🥰MAY start ffx2 |
| 2025-03-10 | Traffic-blocking Karen brake-checks angry man with short fuse, gets crashed into at 500mph, dies |
| 2025-03-10 | spring forward into this upsmash🥰quickplay cooking, packs, and late night VIEWER BATTLES🥰 |
| 2025-03-09 | Aggressive parakeet breaks out of cage, crashes into neighbors groin, explodes on impact |
| 2025-03-08 | Pokémon trainers pause battle to fist fight in the middle gym, trainers ankles get blown to pieces |
| 2025-03-06 | Plumber sued by man who continuously clogs toilet effortlessly, taunts 46 year old Italian employee |
| 2025-03-06 | Tickle fight between father and son birds turns deadly, son has wings clipped, throws off rooftop |
| 2025-03-04 | Insane nerd thinks his anime crush is real, hugs & kills cosplaying sanitation worker |
| 2025-03-04 | its a beautiful day for smah🥰cooking quickplay and late night viewrs🥰say mean things to the streamer |
| 2025-03-04 | Toilet grows arms and legs, assaults cartoony plumber in bad neighborhood in Brooklyn at 2am |
| 2025-03-03 | Dog miraculously lands safely after falling off bridge, is hit by speeding boat immediately after |
| 2025-03-01 | Two birds fly into one another at 200mph, crash land into Taco Bell toilet |
| 2025-03-01 | Socially incapable uncle babysits his stinky newborn nephew, throws him out 3rd story window |
| 2025-03-01 | buckle up for JUICY one and done friday🥰QUICKPLAY and VIEWER BATTLES🥰FFX ending tonight🥰 |
| 2025-02-28 | Gambling addict wins $10 after losing $400 in spins, kicks slot machine, exclaims "we're so back" |
| 2025-02-27 | Fight at Beyblade tournament results in large explosion at electronics department at Walmart |
| 2025-02-26 | Disgusting man with sinus issues blows mutant booger onto sidewalk, kills it when it speaks english |
| 2025-02-25 | Crazy man commutes for 6 hours, breaks into McDonalds bathroom in Sector 7, steal cute boys wallet |
| 2025-02-24 | Furry space fighter crashes stolen car into McDonalds on Delancey street at 3:28am, instantly dies |
| 2025-02-23 | Video game developer encounters buggy object, digitizes himself, manually deletes character "Julio" |
| 2025-02-22 | Guy joins world Twister championships, deposits his rear-end into mouth of elderly man named Diane |
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