Put The Fries In The Bag in a mod for DOOM II Hell On Earth by Slendymawn, it's more a really humoristic WAD where you are playing as McDonald's worker at a nightshift. The mod is itself quite simple - demons are ordering fries and burgers from you and you must complete their orders. But be aware - if you screw the orders three times, the angry Archvile is going to FIRE you from work. Fire, understand? Nevermind...
Rick: We stop serving breakfast at 11:30.
Bill: Rick, have you ever heard the expression "The customer is always right"?
Rick: Yeah.
Bill: Yeah, well, here I am, the customer.
Rick: That's not our policy. You have to order something from the lunch menu.
Bill: I don't want lunch... I want breakfast.
Rick: Hey, I'm really sorry.
Bill: I'm really sorry, too!