EDF 6: Fencer Hard | 23. Arrival of the Dropships - SnakeOfBacon
I rendered this one with editing mistakes twice, and I'm not going to delete and fix it again, just note that the musical cue was supposed to come 16 seconds earlier while things were sparkly. What do they serve at Tsujibucks anyway? Coffee in big cups, I'm sure, but, do they have good banana bread? Brownies? Chocolate muffins? I've never once had a Starbucks coffee, and I'm not particularly interested in them, but I am interested in their sizing. Australian coffees (besides espresso and piccolo) are generally small or large - sometimes with a middle size for Goldilocks, but Americans turned coffee into something with many syrups and additions, and which inexplicably comes in ~600mL and 900mL cups! "Venti", which is supposed to mean twenty but is Latin for "wind" is the largest size you can get at a Starbucks in Australia, Japan, and other countries without gargantuan cupholders... I don't see the appeal — if I want a coffee, I'll have a coffee-sized coffee. If I want a coffee and a lot of sweet milk, I'll buy a big sugarfree iced coffee from a shop for small fraction of what that giant coffee would cost me. Besides the price, there's so much complexity in trying to fill a giant coffee... what would I want in it, when there's forty or more ingredients available? It has to be good, because it'll be $9 or more and I'll have to drink a huge amount of it - this all seems like a terrible idea and reminiscent of the intense interrogation I received the last time I attempted to order Subway — why do you even have a menu, with promotional flavours and stuff, _if I have to tell you every ingredient I want, what bread type matches my star sign, which cardinal direction to apply the tomatoes... too much hassle. Yeah, so anyway this is the twenty-third mission of Earth Defense Force 6.
Chapter List
0:00 - Setup
0:42 - Briefing
1:09 - Mission 23
9:17 - Post-mission