Feed Me (Git it!) with the best parts of all three versions
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Oh boy, here we go again. Tooie, I don't have much left, just let me heal- a few more days, okay? Then we'll start on the left hand again.
Feed me!
...I beg your pardon?
Feed me!!
Tooie, you talked! You opened up your- trap, your thing, you said-
Feed me, crowborn, feed me now.
I can't!
I'm starving!
Oh boy.. look, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one, but-
I need some food! Slrplrpslrp- more, moooore!
But there isn't anymore! Whaddaya want me to do, slit my wrists?!
Mmmmm..
Look, how about I run down to the corner, pick you up some nice chopped sirloin?
Must be blood.
Tooie, that's disgusting.
Must be fresh!
I don't wanna hear this-!
FEED ME!
Does it have to be human?
Feed me!
Does it have to be mine?!
Feed me!
Where am I supposed to get it?!
Feed me, Seymour.. feed me all night long... That's right, boy! HAHA- You can do itttt, feed me Seymourrrr! Feed me all night looooong, hahahahaaa! 'cause if you feed me Seymourrrr, I can grow up! Big, and strooong!!
You eat BLOOD, Audrey II, let's face it how am I supposed to keep on feeding you- kill people?!
I'll make it worth your while!
Look- you're a plant. An inanimate object.
DOES THIS LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK?! (AHH-!)
If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
Like what..?
Like deliver, pal! Like see you get everything your secret, greasy heart desires!
Would you like a Cadillac car? (Cadillac car!)
Or a guest shot on Jack Parr? (Caddilac car!)
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You're gonna git it! (Get it, get it!)
How'd you like be a big wheel? (Be a big wheel!) Dining out, for every meal? (Every meal!)
I'm the plant who can make it real, you're gonna get it! (Ooohyou're gonna get it nowww!)
I'm your genie, I'm your friend, I'm your willing slave! Take a chance, just feed me and- y'know the kinda eats, the kinda red-hot treats, the sticky-licky sweets I craaaave!
C'mon Seymour, don't be a PUTZ! (Putz!)
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tuts'! (King Tuts'!)
Show a little initiative, WORK UP THE GUTS! And you'll get it...
I don't knowwwww.. I don't knoowwwwww! I have soooo, so many stroooong, reservatiooooonsss... Should I goooo, and perfoooorm...
Mutilations?
Now, you didn't have nothing 'til you met me! C'mon kid, what'll it be? Money..? Giiirls? One particular girl, how about that Auuuudrey? Think it over.. there must be someone you can 86 real quite-like.. And get me some lunch!
How's about a room at the ritz? (A room at the ritz!)
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz! (A room at the ritz!)
A little nookie, gonna clean up your zits, and you'll get it! (Geeet it!)
Gee, I'd like a Harley machine.. (Now you're talking!) tootin' around like I was James Dean (YEAH!) makin' all the guys on the corner turn green (So go get it! Get it, get it, get it!!)
If you wanna be profound, and you really gotta justify.. take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to dieeeeee! (They deserve to dieeeee!!)
WAITAMINUTE, Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say...
But it's true. Isn't it?
NO. I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant.
MMMMM.. sure you dooooo.
Stupid woman! Christ, what a frickin' scatterbrain! (I'm sorry doctor, I'm sorry doctor!)
Now get the hell in there and pick up your sweater, you dizzy cow! (Yes doctor, right away doctor! Hi Seymour, I left my sweater here before..)
C'mon move it, you little slut! How'd'ya like that stupid dame.. forgets a frickin' sweater.. Christ, if your stupid head weren't screwed on!
(SMACK!)
Lauren, that hurt..!
MOVE IT!
IF YOU WANNA RATIONAL, IT ISN'T VERY HARD TO SEE NO-NO-NO, STOP AND THINK IT OVER PAL, THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME!
The guy sure looks like plant food to me! The guy sure looks like plant food to meeeee! (WHoaaawoah!)
He's so nasty, treating her rough! (Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough!)
You need blood, and he's got more than enough! (IIii need blood and he's got more than enooough!)
We need blood, and he's got more than enooouuughhhhh!!
SO GO GET IT! (GIT IT!)