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Harvest Moon (1996)

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xD First, you should watch the original - "Cirno's Perfect Math Class" - featuring the famously stupid character "Cirno" from the "Touhou" game series. http://youtube.com/watch?v=AqvmjXlWJr4

This parody stars Finn from HM: Animal Parade, in his attempts to guide the ToT/AP main characters through the game. But, his "lessons" (I'm not quite sure how lessons like these would train you to help the Goddess at all, but yeah xD) are in the Paper-Mario-cutout-ish style of "HM: My Little Shop," so as to feature various characters from throughout the Harvest Moon series (because I don't want to stay so AP-centric).

I love Finn and didn't want to him to be called an idiot and all, so instead the "baka" chorus was altered to be a reference of Finn's uncanny similarity to Navi from the Legend of Zelda series. (So I guess this is like a double-parody...) Except, of course, I think Finn is much more endearing and much less obnoxious. :)

I was trying to portray Finn as the lovable woobie he is... Poor little thing. He just wants to be a real boy! I mean, a real Harvest Sprite.

Even though it has the lamest punchline ever, I love the way the sequence of the whole boat problem turned out. "Ann," changing in between, travels from Mineral to Flower Bud, get it? Gray and Elli are on the nice boat because they're going to ride it back to Waffle Island (since they were in ToT, remember?). Nami, Celia, and Jamie... might be going to Clover Town of MLS, I guess.
There are a lot of little things I'm proud of about this video, but it's so fast-paced most of the time that they can be hard to catch! Please try to pay attention! =P

P.S. I'm sure you noticed that I continued my tradition of making fun of Jamie's gender in every single video of mine in which he/she appears. x3

This video idea was proposed by my friend Nakaylia (ShadeofDespair2468). Thank you!
To even think about using Cirno for an HM parody (things like Jamie as the half-person were also her suggestions), you know she's really creative; you should check out her own HM-related videos: http://www.youtube.com/ShadeofDespair2468


♪MP3 download♪
http://www.mediafire.com/?yy0tynntyd5tegm


Lyrics:

Hello!
I'm Finn, here to teach you everything you need to know about Harvest Moon!
The Harvest Goddess herself sent me to help you, so you can be sure I'll do my very best!

Just like a star that twinkles by your side
Wherever you go, I can be your guide
Let's start with simple stuff, and, if you keep learning, soon enough
You'll have the skills to ring those Bells and aim for the very top! (Go, go!)

"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!"
(W-wait, you are paying attention, aren't you?)
"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!"
(This is really important; it really is!)
"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!"
(Please, I know I'm not a real Harvest Sprite yet, but...)
"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" . . . !

Pascal's boat's docked down in Mineral Town:
Here you can see three people boarded from the start
In Flower Bud's the next landmark, where one lady disembarks,
And (half a lady? man? whatever) joins the cruise
Finally, Forget-Me-Not is the boat's last stop --
If two more get on, now how many people are on board?
What's the answer? Here's the answer: There's no answer at all!
Use a little logic and it's obvious:
Pascal's boat only goes to Toucan! (... heh-heh... or, at least, I think so... wait, then how did you get here?)

That was a test; now let's get serious
There's work to be done, tools that can do it all
Gather your energy in any way that works... works... (now) WORK~!!
[[[*Practice your focus by counting the Sprites; there's...①... ②... ⑤!? :(]]]

So much to learn, so little time to lose
Study up now, and you won't be confused
Solve this: If each bag holds nine seeds, and your field measures twelve by twelve squares,
How many bags would you need to -- no! wait! stop!

The quest begins when you step into town
Now try your best; don't let a Goddess down!
Keep cool as the sun burns hot, remembering all that you've been taught
So someday we might have the time to just take it easy - that's the life~

"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!"
(Hey, listen!)
"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!"
(Hey, hey, listen!)
"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!"
(*sigh* ...or just do whatever you want. I guess you'll figure it out.)
"Listen, listen!" "Listen, listen!" . . . !


I have no ownership of the original song, characters, or games depicted.
Instrumental/karaoke track found here: http://nicosound.anyap.info/sound/nm8113619
Harvest Moon is a registered trademark of Natsume Inc. ©1997-2010 Natsume Inc.

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