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finally in 2022 I get to play around with the Halo weapons in Doom without the stupid lack of option to turn off the aim-assist, you know, that crappy gameplay mechanic they used in console shooters where your reticle slows down when you're centered on a target. DON'T DO THAT!!! I will AIM MY OWN WEAPON!!! I don't need your f****ing stupid training wheels for babies when I'm aiming my gun, I KNOW HOW TO AIM MY GUN F**** YOU. I missed so many kills in Halo2 back in the day because I'm used to aiming ahead of my target at a certain pace, I time it myself, cause I'm ELITE hahhahaha that stupid reticle slowdown actually costed me scores, so you can all f*** right off with that stupid sh--- I don't need all these peasants with their retarded slowness who can't handle moving a joystick to aim a gun. don't force me to wear your stupid training wheels on my bicycle just cause I can ride fine but every one else is a special ed idiot who fell of the f*****ing short bus,

only reason I ever played Halo games was cause EVERYONE played them and they wanted me to join, which I did for a little while & then I was like "f*** this these games are sh----" no, not THE sh***, just f***ing sh---,
and then I missed regular kills and they said I sucked yet I could kick anyone's ass in a REGULAR console shooter like Timesplitters or Red Faction 2, UnrealT or whatever other games we tried multiplayer in for 5 minutes while everyone went back to the same damn halo sh--- 24/7. I'll tell ya, in Timesplitters I was a muthafuggin gladiator juggernaut elite x10 but i mean that's partially cause i had no life lolololol back then didn't as opposed to totally now



I've always HATED the Halo games for the SOLE REASON that you CAN'T turn OFF the FAAAAWKING AIM ASSIST.

AIM ASSIST SSUUUUUCKKKS SO MUCH ASS in console games. I ALWAYS turn off aim-assisting if I can, but the original Halo games, from what I remember, 1-3 at least, (cause I never gave a rotten discharge about the rest of em, & in only played 1-3 cause EVERY college student played only halo back in the day) did NOT ALLOW YOU THE OPTION TO TURN IT OFF!!!!!!! GAAAHHHH F+CK YOU BUNGIE&friends

but anyway now here in 2022 it's pretty neat, I always did like the GUNS in Halo for sure, they're pretty neat, they sound awesome, handle wickedly, pack that punch, very cool, the gameplay just sucked ass, it controlled and felt like shit, I dunno why everyone worshipped the Halo games, the field of view was zoomed way too far in, and the movement just generally felt ugly, with the slow jumping and the physical dynamics I just didn't like them,

Same problems existed with another shooter called "Dark Watch," which I REALLY TRIED to like cause it was pretty neat, but again, the field of view in Dark Watch makes you feel like your eyeballs are stuck extended 9 feet in front of your face. Anybody who actually designs a first person shooter and excludes the menu option to adjust field of view and turn OFF that stupid reticle slowdown which does NOT assist my aiming at all, should be taken out and shot (just kidding obviously dont shoot no one)

DarkWatch and Halo both SUCKED though. Halo I didn't care about, it was just boring, aside from the cool weapons and some of the environments, but Darkwatch I was sad cause I really enjoyed the atmosphere, story, etc, I beat it once on easy back in the day & then was done with it.


In all seriousness, in case corporations collect this data, obviously don't take it personally, I'm just ranting, ( have to make that clear cause sometimes idiot consumers get all religious about their games & do stupid stuff like send death threats to devs, no kiddin, that sh** happens, so it's a shame in this day & age I have to clarify we're all basically 1st world Utopian pals here in the games & media entertainment industry, we just like to throw loud verbal energy around when someone really sh--- the bed you know?) so collect this data, if you make a first person shooter ALWAYS allow the option to adjust turn-speed, field of view, and make sure there's NO F****ING AIM ASSIST!!! AIM ASSIST DOES NOT ASSIST ME!!!! GAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! How would you like it if you worked in the military or you were in a real life combat situation and you went to aim your gun & your gun magically hovered in place where you couldn't move it fast enough to shoot your target?!?!?!?!?!?!??!


Anyway though this mod's pretty badass, check out the high def 3D menu title map, they did a good job. This mod rocks.

the original Halo games are of less value to me than a piece of dogdirt. you couldn't PAY me to play those games ever....


...wait, what's that? you'll pay $500 to do a let's paly of Halo on my youtube channel?!??! SOLD! I'm a whooooorrrrrr & i needs muh weed moneys lolololol

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