[Helldivers 2] Wormholes Won’t Save Gaellivare, But We’re Gonna Try Anyway
6Intro Briefing by Galactic War: • Gaellivare and Claorell — Helldivers 2 bri...
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We had one job—defend the DSS facilities from the Automaton invasion. Instead? Half the Helldivers chased glowsticks across the sector because Joel said we could "gain intel." And what happened? The Illuminate tricked us. Yeah, I said it. They dangled “intel” on the Automatons, and like idiots we bit. Half our forces bailed on Tarsh to go hack the squids while the real fight raged planetside. Tarsh barely held. Gaellivare? On fire. Claorell? Hanging on by a thread. But at least we got a blurry JPEG of a Strider blueprint from a glorified kaleidoscope, right? This wasn’t a mission—it was a distraction. A glow-in-the-dark psyop. And now the Incineration Corps is torching cities while everyone’s still staring into their anti-psychotic visors wondering if the Illuminate are "back." Newsflash: they never left. And now we’re cleaning up the mess. Suit up. Gaellivare’s probably lost, and Claorell’s not far behind. No more side quests. No more psyops. It’s time to remind the bots why they feared Malevelon Creek.