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TimeSplitters: Future Perfect (2005)

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random recorded footage from Timesplitters 1, and then Timesplitters Future Perfect uploaded february 5thiffa, two thooouuusand and twenty THREE, bitch!!

rumors has it that hick hyde became the creature that it is due to not getting enough no gf in time, and also not having no moneys to pay for nothing, and such as one sex therapist. in consulting online psychics about not finding one gf, he got randomly yelled at by deep fake impersonations of once seemingly light hearted innocent psychics, that he should pay human moneys to consult sex therapists, even though he had moneys despite working forever, and he caught on upon the ritual rules of tech digital abominations of digital media manipulations, but no matter, no matter what one did, no moneys were available due to overpopulation, and so the hick hyde devoted himself to the creations of beauty, despite this avenue of creative working, several monsters in the local cities were jealous and sent angry curses and hexes. Hick Hyde's karma gave him the advantage to simply blow them all away in one final last moment, just before an apocalypse befell the cities of Babylon two point oh, and his soul laid to rest in valhalla. given god-like powers of creation from beyond, Hick Hyde reclaimed his original humanity in the halls of the heroes, though YOU will not witness that, instead, you get reincarnated at his whim, and those who do well to respect the natural order of the eco system and karma get reincarnated as beautiful half naked warriors with physical health, while those who continue to disrespect the divine order of things get reincarnated as gross ugly cyborg cow monsters from hell, and the two will shoot each other in subways and fallen cities until all their karma is cleansed and they can return to Source Bubbles outside the prison of lower density 3rd density toilet Earth times. Wwwaalaah!!! fooookiboochieboooobiiiatch

but all that's just rumors lol

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