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this is what the original game looks like
without any effects at all
none whatsoever
some people in reviews on Steam complained that there were too many effects and it was difficult to see what your character is doing and where they are
my response:
GET GOOD, INFERIOR EPILEPTIC HUMAN DNA!! BWAHAHAHA
nah just kidding, that was a TERRIBLE and UGLY joke. I'm sorry for that.
don't worry , Mother Satan just whipped me as punishment
and i loved it
so now u can hug me lots and be my friend

all nasty horrible jokes aside,
post-processing DID occur in this video (obviously), as a humorous exxageration, because yes, it is a bit too many effects at times, which is awesome for someone like myself whom thrives on the Greys' holographic paintings (you should see the looping 360 high-def stuff they've got just hanging on the walls of their space catherdrals, Repo the Genetic Opera was a 16th century wood sketch in comparison), but to be fair for the rest of the gamer world there should be options to tone down excess effects

playing through this game again after a few years of taking a break from it, I found the drab greyscale black and white desaturated environment of EVERY level to be quite annoying and lame. I have nothing but worship for Ska Studios you know, but now it is 2023 and they STILL have not made their game moddable? wtf is wrong with you people? every game should be moddable. Imagine being able to go into this game engine of this slasher side scroller and being able to insert your own hand-drawn sprites with new colors, new art styles, pretty cool that would be!! maybe someday soon under a full moon,
but for now, we just record video footage and throw it into Wondershare Filmora in 2023 with amazing effects and splash colors and glitter and grey alien intesines all over the playce weeheeeeeeehaahwhawhahh DAZZLING!!
me loves it! sorry if you can't concentrate on what's happening
i can!!!

although i will admit, despite my love for visual overload, I could not play the Bayonetta games because i couldn't see what was going on in those games, and i hated the visual effects and color palette and actually pretty much every single other thing about all Bayonetta games. Maybe it was because I never had a 15-foot flat screen tv but i could never see what was going on in that stupid Bayonetta game. but actually i just don't care for anything about any Bayonetta game at all. weird huh? you'd think I'd love Bayonetta, but something about it was so stupid, the characters, the story, the music, all lame AF,

but THIS GAME HERE IN THIS VIDEO STILL FREAKING ROCKS!!!! Even though what i said above about the lack of moddability and the lame greyscale backgrounds, Dishwasher Vampire Smile is still a very fun classic in my opinion, I give it a 10/10 for it's gameplay despite my complaints about the desaturated visuals. The game itself is still super fun. and lookit all that blood splattering all over !! SPLASH SPLISH SPLAT SMSSHHH BLSHHHH SPSHHHH SPSHHHH SPWEESSHHHHSPUMMSUSHSHSHH
those are my trademark ascii sound effects you can't copy and paste them or i will sue you and win.