"People's eating styles reflect their intellectual depth."
I've seen this idea twice at this point. The last time I saw it, that tweet was deleted, but this entirely different account decided to double down on this insanely dumb take, implying that eating finger food is somehow less intellectual. God forbid people eat fast food, right?
"Eating burgers past your teens really shows the maturity level of your palate."
Well, sorry that I couldn't afford a medium-rare beef steak every day. I guess that means I'm intellectually challenged.
"Fast food is for blacks, children, manbabies, and fatties."
Okay, this guy is trolling. No reasonable person would say all this with a straight face. In response to this wonderful troll, I will double down on my chicken tender consumption.
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