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http://twitter.com/linksdarkarrows

Thanks to the fedora hipsters over at GoogleTube+ it has become increasingly difficult to connect with individuals. A few months ago I registered a Twitter account thinking I would use it, but it was too painful to admit to the world that I had, in fact, betrayed my cool exterior.

So now, until the end of time, you can receive live updates on... FUCKING. VIDEO. GAMES. Yeah, that's right. All the important things about my super dooper [★]YOU[★]...tube business. Get that shit delivered to your inbox. We're so official up in this hizzaus you don't even know. Basic bitches don't understand.

You can do things like communicate with me. It's very similar to what we can do here, but it actually works. ikr shocking. Do you like watching my stuff? You can tell me. Do you want to bitch at me because I'm not playing enough Melee? Tell me. Or maybe you want to lacerate my feelings and tell me that though I played Melee, I didn't play the part you wanted to you have to unsub 4ever and lose my number? =( Regardless, I want you to tell me. Let's just connect and become one. No homo. Please no fatties.

PS. please send me copious amounts of Calgonate. Thanks to this I really need some.

#team peter #white collar