I Am The Douche (oh no)

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Published on October 12, 2011 6:51:37 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApCmPH6u1ak

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there was this guy on the plane
who i was quite sure was a douche
he was watching green lantern and
doing lots of douchey things
he was yelling at the screen
and getting really rowdy
and the douchiest thing of all
is that it's a pretty bad movie

but then the plane it landed
and i overheard his conversation
with the elderly couple in front of him
he seemed like a very, very nice guy
and i felt bad about judging him
as i opened the overhead bin
my baritone uke fell out
and hit a woman on the head

and so i am the douce
i thought he was the douche
but no, i am the douche
oh no
in my smug satisfaction
my closed minded small reaction
so i am the douche
oh no

i got on the train
and started heading home
it was pretty thin,
not a lot people on this late
so i took up a seat and a half
me and my luggage
but as we got closer to the city
the train started to fill

an overweight woman
sat down beside me
it was a very tight fit
but mostly because of my luggage
my first reaction was
what the hell is she doing
but then i realized
she just needed a place to sit

i think douching as a practice
seems pretty silly
over all don't vaginas
mostly take care of them selves
so douche as an insult seems pretty fitting
to describe unnecessary, silly persons
who are over thinking it all to hell

i just got back from new york
and when i was in williamsburg
i looked at every hipster
and thought, "man that guy's a douche"
it can be hard not to judge
but it's only ourselves we see
reflected in other's choices
so it turns out that the douce is me