I mailed Mort Goldman's Ritz Crackers Complaint Letter to Ritz. What did they say back?
10I mailed Mort Goldman's Ritz Crackers Complaint Letter to Ritz. What did they say back?
In the Family Guy episode entitled "Burning Down the Bayit," season 10 episode 15 (S 10 E 15), Mort Goldman, the pharmacist who is known for Mort's Pharmacy, mails a complaint letter to the Ritz Cracker Company in hopes of receiving free merchandise. Mort writes Ritz Crackers.
The letter reads:
"Dear stuffed shirts at Ritz Crackers:
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, just as a box of crackers is only as appealing as its least-intact sleeve. I am paying for fully-formed crackers, not butter crumbles. I don't buy your product with broken quarters, don't stick me with broken pieces of cracker, you miserable d********.
Regards--
Mort Goldman again."
I mailed the Ritz Cracker complaint letter to Mondelez International, Inc. (Mondelēz; owner of the brand Ritz Cracker). Will they just ignore the letter, or will they send something witty back? What will they do? Find out in this video!
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