If Ark Had News
Welcome to Ark News! Recently the number of dodos being murdered is up 169% and we got some great footage of us watching these killings happen! Tina the Thyla famous for her 1 of a kind colours died to a T Rex yestrerday and dinos around the ark are mourning this tragic loss! I just got BREAKING News that a Wild Giga is on the loose, as you can see the Giga is quite large and killing everything around it, including me!
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