Is Noble 6 Jesus?!
5I'm not delusional! I know Noble 6 altered those records! I knew it was 33 AD. Right after the Crucifixion. As if I could make such a theological blunder. Impossible. Impossible! I just—I couldn't provide evidence. Noble 6, they covered their tracks, persuaded those around to keep silent. You think this is trivial? This deceit? They've done more. That event! Are you telling me a savior just happened to meet that fate? No! It was orchestrated! Noble 6! They acted against the divine plan! And I defended them! I shouldn't have. I accepted them into our congregation! What was I thinking? They won't change. Never! Ever since they were known, always the same! Couldn't heed the teachings! But not our Noble 6! Couldn't be the Messiah! Breaking the sacred covenant! And they get to be revered!? What an absurdity! I should've intervened when I had the chance! And you—you must intervene!
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