Janked Up Games - launching animals with rockets, grape cubes, & shooting guns in brazil (teddyras)
This was the first half or so of a "bad" games marathon I do every new years. I always start with games that seem a bit iffy, where it could turn out they're actually bangers that just look like they might possibly be garbage. All of these turned out to be pretty fun mostly. The only one that ended up a bit boring was the granny kick neighbor one. It got bonus points for looking like a bad mobile game ad though, but it wasn't bad, just mediocre and repetitive. Mortimer felt like someone's student project, forget if it actually was or not, just a short little basic game. Randall was so close to being good despite the issues, but suffered from a bad final boss and the classic modern collectathon issue of they keep making the maps too big, make them smaller and more vertical and give me something else to do aside from just grabbing 500 small coins, but for being one of those, not the worst, had fun. Brazillian drug dealer 3 and because king of beasts, yeah I knew these ones were bangers going into it, they just wear the guise of shitpost. One's an absolute classic style fps, should remind you of quake or doom with its own little spins on everything, good for what it is. Because king of beasts caused me to add a channel point reward on my stream to play more levels of it for like 2 and a half months until we finished the whole thing. I did that last year with screaming loaf, also found in the same style of marathon. But yeah, it's a sort of rage game where you control a lion with 6 rockets: 1 for each paw and 2 on the sides. It's as jank as it looks, a bit cruel, but you get used to it and it's fun.
Original Air Date: January 2025
0:00 Mortimer First Launch
41:07 Randall The Grape Jelly Cube Goes To Soda Valley For Some Reason
1:57:05 Granny Kick Neighbor
2:15:12 Brazilian Drug Dealer 3
3:12:35 Because King of Beasts