Let the Sparks Fly (Magic the Gathering Parody)
Song parody for War of the Spark
Original song: "Let the Sparks Fly" by Thousand Foot Krutch
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LYRICS:
Make the sparks mine
Come on to the city-
Plane, it’s getting gritty
Your power’s looking pretty
Make the sparks mine baby
Walkers coming fast and
Dreadhorde is amassing
Now the die is cast so
Make the sparks mine baby
Step one, build a portal
Two, something horrible,
Step three, try to keep ‘em on plane
The elderspell takes sparks,
Your future’s looking dark
My power starts to proliferate
Step one, build a portal
Two, something horrible,
Step three, try to keep ‘em on plane
But we’re not done yet,
The gods from Amonkhet
Will keep you pesky walkers away
Seems like these two just want to fight
I guess that’s all right
It feels like there’s history there
Not again. Can we stay on task?
That’s all that I ask of you
Cause I’m just trying to kill you here
Samut thinks she matters
Tibalt is a disaster
Saheeli broke standard
Make the sparks mine baby
You think that you’re a bomb when
You’re just an uncommon
You can shut up, Domri
Now your spark’s mine baby
Step one, build a portal
Two, this guy’s adorable
Step three, try to keep ‘em on plane
Now the Bolas arc
Ends with War of the Spark
Just three years, eleven sets straight
Build something to receive ‘em,
There’s no point deceivin’
Tomorrow they’ll be nothing but dust.
Then maybe build a statue
Leave nothing left
You better run from my zombie-potamus
How did these two both win the trials?
Hunger Games style?
Whatever, it’s not important
Wait, they found this cat worthy too?
Someone’s gonna lose their job
I’m trying to build an army here
Dino girl and Tezzeret
Emrakul or Elspeth?
Dack is not in this set
But his spark’s mine baby
Nixilis torments birds
Jaya’s just a geezer
Vraska has amnesia
So no meta-gaming
Make the sparks mine
Davriel’s cool, go read his book,
Kasmina looks
Like Narset became a ginger
Ral’s as irritating as Jace
Who is this anyway?
Tamiyo tries to stay clear...
Here’s the worst slave I ever had
Angrath is mad
Ashiok freaks me out, man.
Vivien is playing with her toy
Mowu is a bad boy
But better than those stupid wolves
Battlewise Hoplite now has haste
We’re finally graced
With Massacre girl -- the hype’s real
He’s a nerd and she has no friends
Karn tends to follow that trend
And now your puny lives will end
I’m getting overpowerd
But my plan has soured
Lili is a coward
Now my spark’s gone, baby
Kaya joined the Lamewatch
Gideon somehow planeswalked
Ugin took my names off
Now my spark’s gone, baby
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