Lethal Joke B-Wing pwning a Star Destroyer

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Master Knight DH

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Published on August 24, 2009 12:47:27 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2i9hJJdqzM

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Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader (2001)

Duration: 2:32

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The Master Knight, while with no support, encounters one of the warships of the trolls, a Store D-, er, Star Destroyer, and it's supported by the Hyphy Movement, the San Francisco Bay Area residents who prove that it doesn't deserve to be called the "Yay Area", the shallow girls who would say "wanna suck my pee" just to mock him, and the Oakland rioters. He manages to capture one of the powerful fighters of the Hyphy Movement, so that he can use it himself. He must use this ship to destroy the warship and create an escape route...

(Yes, the B-Wing is clumsy, but not that bad, certainly not any of the worst in Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2 when there's the A-Wing to be lousy. The main if not simply only reason why one-lifing Razor Rondevous is a pain is because the bottom shield generator has smaller hurtboxes than it should, so you'll likely have to make TWO passes at it, doubling the amount of punishment those bottom side lasers give you--and there's quite a few of them, and you can't even hide from them during your passes. The bridge's small hurtbox, though justified, is still bothersome for the fact that you have to go through the top side lasers' range, so you better have some shielding left or you're in trouble.)

(I take longer than desired too because my sense of direction was brutally thrown off after I was trying to get above the Store D-, er, excuse me, Star Destroyer to zap the bridge. It put a damper on my clear ti-wait a minute. The time spent on that last cutscene counts too? Guh? WHY?!?!? *sigh* At least I one-lifed the mission without any upgrades.)

(Anyway, what happens is that the B-Wing can zap each Shield Generator with the Ion Cannon to reduce its defense power, then fire both its lasers and a couple of missiles (it has 12 missiles) to blow it to Kingdom Come within only a few seconds. You can do this with the Y-Wing, but it's a cheap AI Breaker. With enough competence, the Empire would focus on a Y-Wing to zap it while it couldn't do anything about it because of its horrendous speed. Oh wait. This mission is about rescuing the transport with intel about the Death Star 2, so the Empire doing that would actually defy Palpetine's Xanatos Roulette. Which makes you wonder why you even have as much trouble with the Store D-, er, excuse me, Star Destroyer with the B-Wing. Maybe Palpetine forgot about the bottom generator's strict hurtboxes, much like he forgot about Anakin Skywalker's motivations and that's why he even has this Xanatos Roulette in mind to begin with.)

(Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have a talk with Crix Madine for mispronouncing "Star Destroyer" in the next mission.)

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