LIKE JOHN: A Mass Effect Song [by Random Encounters]
2,519An original song by Random Encounters
No one makes a song full of Renegade Mass Effect choices quite like John!
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SINGING LIKE JOHN ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLTkkOPXZyA
LIKE JOHN ONE TRY CHALLENGE ➤ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28UXolaaJYw
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LYRICS:
What kind of man leaves his dead out to rot,
And threatens fake smugglers with guns?
Who punches crazed scientists there on the spot,
And disconnects calls just for fun?
Well, this kind of man? He'll insult all his friends.
He's mean and perpetually cross!
He'll make racist cracks at his squad Turion,
Then he'll shoot worthless crew like a boss!
No one shoves goons like John
Out a window like John!
Pilfers pets when he gets
Too depressed quite like John!
Rigging slots makes him lots!
Blows off steam by frying bots!
None's insanely as angry as John!
No one fights quite like John!
Hijacks flights quite like John!
Plays the double- no,
QUADRUPLE agent like John!
Xenocidal, hoplophile,
and aggressively tactile!
No one terrifies and villifies
The other guys like John!
If you act like a wimp,
Then he'll shoot you and your chimp!
If you're part of the Council, run and hide!
No one tases his foes,
Wallops press in the nose,
and intimidates entire planetsides...
He's not scared of a worm,
Even if it's twelve times tall,
Then he'll list all his trysts
With your mom on bathroom stalls!
Then he'll trade her for her daughter
(Who he chooses 'cause she's hotter)
Knowing people say it's lethal quite like John!
No one hates Krogan mercs,
Or helps swindle dirt-poor clerks!
No one blows off fans toes,
Or behave like giant jerks!
Who's defiantly untiring
And violently inspiring?
No one but John!