Lobby Conversations - Watch Boomers
162A friend of mine, VincentSoulshift (Death By Pudding) was on a roll one night while we were in a Payday lobby. I would've animated what he was saying, but I'm no good at that. I don't care how many people do it, but someone please animate this!
In fact, don't limit yourself to this conversation. Go crazy with the idea of Watch Boomers. Perhaps a day in the life of one.
Since the Video Response feature is gone now, I suggest titling your animation "Video Response to Watch Boomers (TheScatsbury)" or something like that. Put a link to this video in your description. There's no deadline (or prizes, though maybe I'll have a contest like this in the future). Thanks, all!
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No, son! That's a wild one! All they'll do is just try to puke and bite you and run away, okay? Besides, when spanken they just blow up!
Now, we gotta get a domesticated one over at Puke Co. No, you can't keep the wild Boomer, Timmy! Like I said, you can get a domesticated Boomer! They don't blow up as easily!
I'm not wasting $300 on a one-use Boomer! You think money just grows on trees? You think Boomers are just running wild and free out in the front yard? No! You gotta look for these things, son!
You don't see a pair of them hand-in-hand frolicking through the city park, do you? Puking on the pigeons and stealing hobo bread! You don't see that happening nowadays!
Love is in the air! Everywhere I look a... *VOMITS*
That just means he likes you! Aw, see, now he's hugging you! You see how all the puss bubbles are gently rubbing against yo skin? See? That means he likes you!
It's just like that creepy Finnish guy that kissed that one little 8-year-old boy on stage! It's the same thing! It's the same thing! What are you gonna name him?
I'll name him Gabe! Okay, Gabe, you heard the young man! Now you be nice. Puke on only the ones you love... and go on to host a gaming website called Steam where half the discount prices have put EA in the ground, okay? Okay.
Mommy's got a grown-up headache now, so I just gotta go to work, grab some aspirin and some heavy induced, hundred-proof vodka. Okay, bye!
Don't leave me in the house alone with him!
Watch Boomers, now available in pink, plaid, and jungle camo. Tired of assailants breaking into your home at night? Place the Watch Boomer outside your child's door. They will never think twice!
Watch Boomer, with a tight black muscle shirt, sunglasses, and skinny jeans. You ain't comin' in here, BITCH! Arms folded like a boss. No, I don't think I am, gimme a second.
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