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Hey there, Little Junkie! Why aren’t you a cute fella! What's that you say? You’re looking to score more smack? Ain’t that too soon? You was just coming ’round here yesterday. Oh, I see. Yer a hurtin’ for some of my sweet skag. Why I remember when you were just a chippie. Looks like you gotcher’self a full-blown habit now, boy. Well, now that you’re a full-time citizen of H-town I think it is about time I learned ya on how to traverse this territory without getting burned by other junky douche-bags. So grab a seat and open your stinking ear, laddy. A podcast on that very subject is about… to BEGIN!!!!

I know, you thought that heroin addicts were just really cool guys who know how to party by tapping into a dream-like state of bliss and didn’t bother anyone. Well as it turns out there is a DOWNSIDE to all this heroin. WHO KNEW?!?! Well, luckily some guys on this forum decided to make a nice little guide on how not to get ripped off in the work of Junk.

PLEASE ENJOY: Lou Reads: Advice for New Heroin Users

Original Airdate: September 14, 2009

Disclaimer: Lou Reads is a comedy podcast where things from the internet are read mostly without comment. The topics are read as closely to as written as possible. There is no censorship. Although this episode was recorded not that long ago, public attitudes towards sex, drugs, sex work, homosexuality, transgender people, and other issues, have shifted and this episode may contain language and attitudes that some may find offensive and outdated. View it as a time capsule and not a current take. The blog posts are purposefully sarcastic and not meant to be taken seriously.

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