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What happens to us when we die? What happens to us before we are born? Somehow the people at this forum know, with certainty, that everything is going to be alright. Especially after you die. This is truly amazing considering I can barely figure out what is happening to me right now, this very second!

I am fairly certain that at some point during this episode you will say out loud, “What? Wait… what?” That’s because there is more than a little complete nonsense being discussed here. Yes, I am a doubter. This much is clear! I’m also concerned with so many of the people on this site considering suicide in order to get to this next level of experience! If you’re considering suicide please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255. Don’t kill yourself because you read on an online forum that the next life is SOOO MUCH BETTER! Amazingly irresponsible… Oh, also the whole “I remember as a baby I was thinking….” thing is so much insane bullshit… I can’t even… A BABY!… sigh…

Disclaimer: Lou Reads is a comedy podcast where things from the internet are read *mostly* without comment. The topics are read as closely to *as written* as possible. There is no censorship. Although this episode was recorded not that long ago, public attitudes towards sex-work, homosexuality, and transgender people have shifted and this episode may contain language and attitudes that some may find offensive and outdated. View it as a time capsule and not a current take.

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