Lou Reads - Stories of People Who Can't Handle Their Weed from Something Awful
4Dudes and dudettes,
How many times have you had to have this conversation with your significant other?
“Oh man, I don’t want your cousin coming over tonight. Why? Because I just got some amazing weed and I want to try out this sweet new bubbler pipe thingy. Are you kidding me? No, he can’t have some. Don’t you remember? He’s going to want to have some of this sticky-icky dank bud and you know he can’t handle his weed!”
I’m sorry if I am opening up old wounds. There is hardly anything worse than dealing with people who can’t handle their weed. It’s even worse than watching your dog get run over (This is my way of apologizing to you about that one time, mom). Okay, maybe watching something you love die is worse. But it's definitely annoying, to say the least, to have someone who can’t handle their smoke start acting a fool and harshing your mellow.
Join me then, won’t you, as I regale you with tales of marijuana smoking sessions gone wrong. These true tales offered up once again by the lovely people of the internet for your listening pleasure.
Disclaimer: Lou Reads is a comedy podcast where things from the internet are read mostly without comment. The topics are read as closely to as written as possible. There is no censorship. Although this episode was recorded not that long ago, public attitudes towards sex, drugs, sex-work, homosexuality, and transgender people, and other issues, have shifted and this episode may contain language and attitudes that some may find offensive and outdated. View it as a time capsule and not a current take.
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