Meta Knight is not broken! Brawl just sucks!

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Master Knight DH

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Published on August 9, 2010 1:47:07 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNj-PK0st7s

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008)

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(Since this video is starting to pile up views, I'm telling you, the losers who decide to view it just to complain for the sake of complaining and prove your hypocrisy as a result, that I have videos for Majora's Mask that could use the views.)

Yes, I'm pretty much retiring from Brawl, because I'm just sick and tired of the Stop Having Fun Guys and their garbage. No, I do not believe Meta Knight or Snake are broken. However, yes, I believe Brawl is horrendously imbalanced, almost as badly as Dual Strike is. But at least Dual Strike would be very exciting if not for the ridiculous imbalance it suffers. Brawl unfortunately suffers an overly defensive metagame because of various general issues causing Brawl to makes Days of Ruin look exciting. Seriously, a Genki Girl worrying about me finding her *BORING*? You want to explain to me how a Genki Girl could be inherently boring? Oh right, it's not.

And you might propose one of two obvious solutions, both of which suffer crippling flaws:
1) Find people offline to play. So I should just try to be friends with the Hyphy Movement, the San Francisco Bay Area residents who prove that it doesn't deserve to be called the "Yay Area", the shallow girls who would say "wanna suck my pee" just to mock me, and the Oakland rioters. Let me point out that the aforementioned Genki Girl was worried about ME finding HER to be boring, not the other way around. By all accounts, I SHOULD be friends with the general populace of the SF Bay Area, considering I can be energetic--for example, I'm inherently a show-off--but they want to pull off some biased garbage.
2) Balance mods. This unfortunately requires full cooperation from any other players or else desynch will inevitably happen. For starters, there are people who will be opposed to hacking, period, such as people who work at Nintendo since they will have to deal with strict hacking policies there. And if I do find people who agree to mods, they may downright disagree with the ones I would want to use.

I might play A FEW matches in the future, but beyond that, good bye and good riddance, Brawl!

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