Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo | TABS + LYRICS | METAL COVER | South Park | Andrew Soto
627A Metal cover of Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo from South Park "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" S03. The tuning of the Song is E Standard. Comment "TABS" for the full tabs. Thanks for Watching!
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LYRICS:
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay
Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze and tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a howdy ho
He's seen the love inside of you
Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too
Howdy Ho
I'm Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Lets sing songs and dance, and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas time has come
Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off and so you shake your ass around
try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on
Howdy ho!
Programs:
Final Cut Pro
Logic Pro X
Gear:
Fender Stratocaster
Hughes And Kettner Tubemeister 18
Canon Rebel 6i
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