Mr. House: The REAL Problem with America (A.I. generated speech)

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Published on February 17, 2023 8:52:59 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POshVsuwjE8

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Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

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(Robert Edwin House from Fallout: New Vegas describes the real problem with the United States today. Generated using Eleven Labs)

You know what the real problem with this country is, Courier? It's not Trump, nor is it Biden. You may think it has something to do with a pertinent topic you've seen on Television such as trans rights, women's rights, police brutality, social justice warriors, red-pill ideology, cancel culture, the erosion of traditional American values, or our society's gross fixation on Tick Tock, but I'm afraid it's far more pressing than all of those issues.

No... the real problem with this nation is deceptively insidious, but affects every aspect of American life in far greater ways than any of the items I just listed. The real, true crisis in The United States is people standing in the middle of the fucking road when I'm driving through a car park. Yes, I'm being serious. No, it's not a joke.

I can't tell you how many fucking times I've been driving through a Fred Meyer parking lot, screaming expletives at my dash-board because a group of lumbering, inattentive fools think they own the fucking street. No! Please! Stand right in the middle of the fucking street! It's fine! Before the war, back before my legs had shriveled into beef jerky, I was quite the active pedestrian. I made it a point to hustle across the street at every crosswalk. Now... I don't expect the average Walmart soccer mom to move any faster than a crippled pack Brahmin, but the least she could do is assemble Kyle, Derrick, and Brett into a single-fucking-file line.

But no! Instead, Karen and her spawn feel the need to leisurely saunter in battle formation perpendicular to traffic, like it's an offensive play in fucking Football or something! Well Karen, I don't give a shit that all of your brain-dead children are aspiring to be quarterbacks, my Toyota Corolla is going to win every time! If I have to roll my wheels over Kyle's face until he could conceivably pass as a feral ghoul, then I'll do that if it will teach you to mind your surroundings!

I feel that this problem goes beyond grocery store parking lots. Really, it's a courtesy issue. How many times have you been walking down a hallway or shopping aisle only to notice just how little attention the average American pays to foot traffic? Usually they're staring listlessly into their overpriced smart phone, but when they aren't, they're surely chatting it up with some stranger or acquaintance and screening the entire lane like it's fucking Basketball! News flash, Patricia, I'm not trying to score a three-pointer, I'm trying to grab the fucking pasta sauce that you're eclipsing with your grimy sundress!

Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of my way!

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