MY MAIN GOAL IS TO BLOW UP BUT VERBOSE

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Published on October 25, 2018 7:54:07 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaK8S9dxJjo

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Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOPIobI_0B8

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I, the homo sapien who is currently situated in an automobile and am in possession of a videography device which is directed in such a manner in which my essence is being recorded, have a particular objective (which I refrain from defining as my sole ambition due to the fact that in addition to this, yet unmentioned, ambition or goal I possess others of the same definition which, however, are not held at the same echelons in the grey matter of my prefrontal association cortex in the main unit of my central nervous system) regarding my ambitions for events which have not yet occurred but, as the inevitable passage of linear time progresses in our three-dimensional universe dictated by spacetime continues to progress as observed during the past thirteen billion seven hundred and seventy two million five hundred and sixty four thousand eight hundred and ninety one years, these ambitions shall become manifest. The aforementioned ambition that is held within the grey matter of my prefrontal association cortex in my central nervous system is to burst or shatter violently and noisily as a result of rapid levels of virality surrounding my persona on the world wide web. Upon achieving this feat, I shall engage in an act or behave in a manner in which supposedly none of the eighty six billion neurons in my brain recall any connection to or relationship with any other homo sapien that exists within the biosphere of the planet Earth. I now engage in rhythmic and forcible exhalation of air from my lungs, causing my larynx to vibrate, which, in addition to the rapid movements of my submandibular bone tissue causing variations in the aperture of my oral cavity creates a characteristically amused sound which can be perceived and understood by homo sapiens with sufficient cognitive ability.

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