Game:

Sea of Thieves (2018)

Duration: 1:00:01

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So it clicks in my head that I got away with shitting on the floor at school, so I keep doing it because to me its just the funniest thing in the world, and one day I semi-get caught. Here's how it goes down: I'm doing my normal "shit on the floor" ritual and I hear the janitor knocking on the door, he's like are you almost done? I gotta clean this bathroom. and I'm like freaking out but I tell myself its ok and I just finish normally, when I open the door, I tell the janitor that there's a shit in the corner, and he's like bro that is fresh shit do NOT try to tell me YOU didn't JUST shit on the floor homie. and I'm like "NOOONNOONNOON its true i swear!" and he's like that shit is fresh dude, there's no way you didn't just take that shit, and in my head I'm like "don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh" because at that point all I'm thinking about is the fact that this guy knows what fresh and not fresh shit looks like because I've probably shit on the floor a total of like 5 different times now and he's the ONLY JANITOR IN OUR SCHOOL! anyway, after a little convincing I get him to believe there was another kid that used the bathroom before me and I said it was William ( a kid who was kinda known for being stinky and unhygienic) and he believes me and I probably shit on the floor like 1 or 2 more times after that before I kinda got bored of it and just stopped cuz it wasn't funny anymore.

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